>>7122635it's truly insane when you think about it because Cabana has a connection to almost everyone in the locker room.
you can't take 5 steps in the AEW locker room without bumping into a friend of Colt Cabana.
so shouldn't he be seething nonstop toward every single wrestler that's around him?
imagine he comes out on Dynamite and starts a Schizo Punk gimmick.
>SCOTT COLTON, I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO LOOSENED THE PIPES UNDER MY SINK!!!! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT AGAIN SCOTT!!!!>I KNOW YOU TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT IN CHICAGO SCOTT, I SAW YOUR SHADOW DARTING IN THE ALLEYWAY BEHIND MY BUILDING!>SCOTT COLTON I KNOW IT'S YOU PUTTING MUSTARD ON MY HOT DOG IN CATERING. YOU KNOW I HATE MUSTARD AND I KNOW YOU'RE SNEAKING INTO THE VENUE TO MESS WITH ME!>I CAN'T BELIEVE IN 2022 I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT SCOTT COLTON IS A MARTIAN BODY SNATCHER AND A THIEF! I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY ICE CREAM BARS FROM THE FRIDGE!!!