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Step 1
>convert your rupees into dollars to stream Aew
Step 2
>pray to Ganesh as you see your favorite wrestler make his debut hoping he gets championship belts as his Michaels I mean his friend Adam did
Step 3
>have one good match with Kenny omega which makes you so happy you swim in the Ganges as you spam threads about how Christian will become more popular than edge
Step 4
>realize the thread spam isn’t doing much because edge keeps getting massive pops even when he’s a heel
Step 5
>grin as Christian becomes heel and…feuds with a midcarder named jungle boy
Step 6
>your smile fades as edge stops being a heel and still gets huge pops while Christian keeps feuding with a jungle dude and makes “your team sucks your dad sucks” promos
Step 7
>edge gets SIXTY thousand people to sing his theme in huge ppv events while you squash your feud
Step 8
>pretend like being stuck in aew and getting paid was the goal the whole time and smile smugly at doing nothing for the rest of your career while you sit and munch on your chicken Masala
