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CM Punk:
>looks like a junkie
>terrible athlete
>exposed business by getting HEEMed in UFC and botching every other maneuver
>looks down on anyone who drinks, smokes, does drugs
>acts like an entitled baby
>no friends in the business
>is known narcissist Bret "shitman" Fart's favorite wrestler
>well known whore and adulter who has been used by every rat in the business
>thinks he's smart but is actually a retard
>no children
>virtue signals on Twitter but won't back in up irl
>cringe liberal cuck
Meanwhile Hangman Page:
>looks like a star
>great athlete
>protects business with stiff strikes and perfect execution of wrestling maneuvers
>willing to have a drink with the boys but can empathize with the struggles addiction brings
>respectful and professional
>is beloved by the entire locker room
>is the once in a century talent, "The Ace", Hiroshi Tanahashi's favorite wrestler
>in a stable and loving marriage with his wife
>completed his Bachelors degree in 2 years at the age of 19 and shared his knowledge with America's youth as a teacher
>has a son with his wife with more children likely on the way
>actually cares about the rights of his fellow workers
>based leftist chaf
Remind me why Adam Page isn't /ourguy/ again?
>looks like a junkie
>terrible athlete
>exposed business by getting HEEMed in UFC and botching every other maneuver
>looks down on anyone who drinks, smokes, does drugs
>acts like an entitled baby
>no friends in the business
>is known narcissist Bret "shitman" Fart's favorite wrestler
>well known whore and adulter who has been used by every rat in the business
>thinks he's smart but is actually a retard
>no children
>virtue signals on Twitter but won't back in up irl
>cringe liberal cuck
Meanwhile Hangman Page:
>looks like a star
>great athlete
>protects business with stiff strikes and perfect execution of wrestling maneuvers
>willing to have a drink with the boys but can empathize with the struggles addiction brings
>respectful and professional
>is beloved by the entire locker room
>is the once in a century talent, "The Ace", Hiroshi Tanahashi's favorite wrestler
>in a stable and loving marriage with his wife
>completed his Bachelors degree in 2 years at the age of 19 and shared his knowledge with America's youth as a teacher
>has a son with his wife with more children likely on the way
>actually cares about the rights of his fellow workers
>based leftist chaf
Remind me why Adam Page isn't /ourguy/ again?
