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20 reasons why CM Punk stinks

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1. He's a big crybaby, WWE made him the longest reigning champion, he cried, AEW makes him a 2nd time world champion, he cries
2. He got beat up by Kenny Omega
3. Skinny fat, he's never been to the gym
4. Failed to move the needle in WWE
5. Failed to move the needle in AEW
6. His wife AJ Lee is 4'9" and TOO SKINNY
7. His pathetic UFC run lmao
8. During his WWE title reign, he wasn't even main eventing PPVs, he lowered the value of the belt
9. He was the first smark favorite, the first indy darling
10. The Straight Edge Society was horrible, he looked terrible with his stupid mask
11. Overrated in the ring, his matches are nothing 'wow'
12. His promos weren't even that good, he basically said "respect me!" every week
13. The pipebomb was terrible, his retarded mark fans still believe it was real lmao
14. He's gay
15. His "This Fire Burns" theme, that's emo music
16. The "Cult of Personality" theme actually fits him and his obese fans, they are cultists basically
17. His Pepsi logo tattoo
18. He became what Cena was back in the day
19. His favorite wrestler is Bret Hart, every smarky wrestler has Hart as his favorite
20. His fans suck, they are epitome of obese smelly smarks in every conceivable way