1. He's one of the few wrestlers keeping WWE afloat
2. His wife has hot BOOBA
3. He's been great as a heel, I do admit he's kinda boring as a face tho
4. He always puts on good entertaining matches
5. He actually wrestles like a wrestler, he does power moves instead of pathetic leg slapping kicks (The Usos do that...)
6. He looks like a wrestler. 90% of the roster today looks like bums without a shirt
7. Millions of malnourished children in India love him (lmao)
8. Record profits
9. He works the obese smelly smarks (has been for years)
10. He told the truth about CM Punk not moving the needle
11. He set attendance records (WM32 101,763 fans, SummerSlam 2021 51,326 fans, Clash at the Castle 62,296 fans)
12. He has the best spear ever, better than Goldberg's, with all due respect, Golderg rules, but his spear looks like a leg takedown
13. He's a Christian
14. He probably votes Trump
15. His family has a great wrestling legacy (idk why I put that here but I had to get to 15 lol)