I fucking hate CM Phil with a passion. If I ever came across him out in the wild, I'd shoot on him for real.

That said, I think we all need to bow down and acknowledge him, as the true GOAT of this board. /pw/, /asp/, going back all the way to /wwe/. This skinnyfat geek has been providing us top tier content and shitposts for well over a decade. From the time he shit his fucking pants to now. There has never been a more consummate lolcow, never been a bigger walking disaster and total embarrassment. I don't think I've ever laughed at any comedian as much as I've laughed at this clown.
He is the greatest shitpost draw we've ever had, the true king of this board.
THE ONE AND ONLY
THE BEST IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
KEK MAN
PHILLIP MENDEZ

/pw/
ACKNOWLEDGE HIM