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>not so young, already 31
>is morbid obese
>is shoot pussy ass numale
>hurts others for no reason at all
>doesnt know how to throw punches
>never got over with his work, cries like bitch on camera unscripted
>is naturally loved by his actual wrestling fans, gets booed
>required going over the most polarizing figure in modern wrestling in order to be even mentioned
>has his own moveset, its garbage
>actually worked in Nu Jamal
>drinking alcohol is a gimmick, he only drinks onions and milk
>has a wife that is depressed to be around him
>has ride or die "friends" that will put him over even if it bankrupts the company
>is a tribute act
>does not copy legendary wrestlers
>tells stories with his bitching
>botches anything
>cant be over not matter what
>needs Paul Heyman to get him over probably, even with that help it would be trash
>doesn't listen to Jerry Lynn or Dean Malenko about how to draw money
>b-b-b-b-based Elite Hangchad