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>is still young, only 31, prime wrestling years are ahead of him, not behind him
>is uber athletic, moves effortlessly
>is shoot tough, takes hard bumps
>works stiff, protects the business
>knows how to throw punches, they connect
>got over with work, not by insulting the boss
>is naturally loved by his fans, doesn't get booed in his hometown
>didn't require going over John Cena in order to be on top
>finisher is not stolen from Kenta
>can actually perform his finisher
>actually worked in New Japan, didn't just talk about doing it
>drinks alcohol, it doesn't fuck his life up as a father
>has a son
>has a wife that didn't attempt suicide after marrying him
>has ride or die friends that stick by him
>is not a tribute act
>does not copy Bret Fart matches that are older than he is
>tells stories with athleticism
>doesn't botch any of his athletic spots
>doesn't need a 90s pop song to get over
>doesn't need Paul Heyman to get over
>doesn't listen to Jerry Lynn or Dean Malenko about how to draw money
>works Phil into shooting himself out of a job
>works /pw/eenies into seething shoots so badly they make copycat pastas
b-b-b-b-based Elite Hangchad does it again
>is uber athletic, moves effortlessly
>is shoot tough, takes hard bumps
>works stiff, protects the business
>knows how to throw punches, they connect
>got over with work, not by insulting the boss
>is naturally loved by his fans, doesn't get booed in his hometown
>didn't require going over John Cena in order to be on top
>finisher is not stolen from Kenta
>can actually perform his finisher
>actually worked in New Japan, didn't just talk about doing it
>drinks alcohol, it doesn't fuck his life up as a father
>has a son
>has a wife that didn't attempt suicide after marrying him
>has ride or die friends that stick by him
>is not a tribute act
>does not copy Bret Fart matches that are older than he is
>tells stories with athleticism
>doesn't botch any of his athletic spots
>doesn't need a 90s pop song to get over
>doesn't need Paul Heyman to get over
>doesn't listen to Jerry Lynn or Dean Malenko about how to draw money
>works Phil into shooting himself out of a job
>works /pw/eenies into seething shoots so badly they make copycat pastas
b-b-b-b-based Elite Hangchad does it again
