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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:08:44 No.7181587 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7181589 >>7181649 >>7181675 >>7181677 >>7181694 >>7181744 >>7181754 >>7181808 >>7183452 >>7183699 >>7183754 >>7183829 >>7184074

>You're a rookie
>This guy comes along and says "Hey kid, pick up your trash from the floor. I'm the locker room leader here. Also that thing that's getting you over? Stop dong that. We're old school now."
Do you listen to him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:09:12 No.7181589 Report

Quoted By: >>7181620 >>7185209

>>7181587
Why is CM Punk still around? This nigga is a human punchline. Ayo n I don't mean that in no compliment type way…like he a ill nigga wit crazy punchlines n shit. This nigga is the butt of 60% of the jokes bein told round the world right now. Even if you don't kno who this nigga is…you probably in some subliminal way been talkin bout that nigga at some point when you was describin some wack shit. Like even if you ain't had nobody in mind son. That hypothetical wack shit you was in one way or the other referrin to was actually CM Punk namsayin. Anytime you thought to yaself “Nah but who the fuck is stupid enough to…?” – the answer was Phil Brooks. Anytime you said to yaself “Yeah but no niggas lame enough to actually…” – nah son Phil did that tho. Anytime you said to yaself ”Ayo I wonder if theres a nigga out there that's wack enough to…” – ayo CM Punk is that nigga g. This nigga is what failure would look like if it had a face, arms, legs n could talk. Son got his failure set to cruise control nahmean. That shit is on a timer. If you walkin round in Chicago somewhere n you hear a “ding” chances are you jus heard that nigga's failure timer go off namsayin….time for that nigga to go on a failure spree. Son cant go 5 minutes wit no failure occurrin in his life. The nigga got a failure quota to fill. There's more “aint shit” cells in one drop of this niggas blood than there is in the entire Bush family tree son. This nigga makes Bob Holly seem like Ric Flair. Son got niggas thinkin “dammm can we jus get JBL back or some shit?” Success is this niggas kryptonite. If the nigga succeeds at anything bigger than puttin his shoes on the right feet it can be fatal to the nigga son. This nigga needs failure like normal people need oxygen. Sons known more for gettin shoot injured n gettin tickled by UFC cans than he is for any of his promos too. son was cryin about how vince wouldn't put his face on coffee cups…

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:09:29 No.7181594 Report

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Yes sir, thank you for drawing the house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:14:00 No.7181620 Report

Quoted By: >>7181662

>>7181589

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:18:37 No.7181649 Report

Quoted By: >>7181697 >>7181704

>>7181587
Punketty being old school is a giant meme. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in an 80s or 90s locker room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:21:58 No.7181662 Report

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>>7181620
stfu with your gay ass skeleton memegame osmegma

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:23:57 No.7181675 Report

Quoted By: >>7183506

>>7181587
frick off phil

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:24:14 No.7181677 Report

Quoted By: >>7183506

>>7181587
Nah I make fun of him for being a crybaby bitch and watch as he hurts himself trying to fight me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:26:12 No.7181694 Report

Quoted By: >>7183506 >>7185291

>>7181587
>lmao ok uncle phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:26:31 No.7181697 Report

Quoted By: >>7181704

>>7181649
He's the last true old school locker room leader. He said so himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:27:33 No.7181704 Report

Quoted By:

>>7181649
>>7181697
>You are now imagining CM Punk going up to a young Bradshaw, Undertaker, or even Lesnar and going "Hey kid, I'm the locker room leader here. Pick up your trash"

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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:29:52 No.7181726 Report

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>>718170
>*drops him on his head*
>Whoops. Sorry, Phil. You're heavier than you look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:31:49 No.7181744 Report

Quoted By: >>7183506

>>7181587
I’ll listen to the sound of his fag ass sucking my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:33:03 No.7181754 Report

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>>7181587
Duh, you don't wanna get on his bad side. After my match, I cut a promo in which I ACKNOWLEDGE him as my locker room leader.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 12:40:24 No.7181808 Report

Quoted By: >>7183506

>>7181587
"whatever Child Molester Punk, hahahaha"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 15:44:03 No.7183452 Report

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>>7181587
nope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 15:48:14 No.7183506 Report

Quoted By: >>7183663 >>7183714 >>7183754 >>7184055 >>7184197

>>7181675
>>7181677
>>7181694
>>7181744
>>7181808
Having chosen to defy punk, you have awakened his guardian
Ace steel runs up to you with a knife
He's bleeding from his mouth and giving a deranged smile, and looks like he's about to stab you
What do you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 15:59:47 No.7183663 Report

Quoted By:

>>7183506
Use gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:03:01 No.7183699 Report

Quoted By:

>>7181587
>stop dong that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:04:06 No.7183714 Report

Quoted By: >>7184055

>>7183506
You sure you wanna do that Ace?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:04:36 No.7183721 Report

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Sorry Punk, I watch BTE and get all the running jokes. You have no power here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:07:38 No.7183754 Report

Quoted By:

>>7181587
no he looks like a meth addict. I also saw his mma bouts. Shouldn't be too hard to takedown & lock.

>>7183506
run away. Is this dude the scariest manlet ever?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:14:01 No.7183829 Report

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>>7181587
>thanks for the advice bitch made nigga, you lucky I caught a case last year partna, or this shit would get gully real quick
>aye bitch nigga, don’t roll your eyes and walk away from me
**lands a haymaker on punks face**
>uh, bitch ass nigga
**throwing punk to the ground**
>yeahhh nigga yeahhh nigga
**kicks him in the teeth right in the mouff**
>pussy ass nigga motherfucka I told ya bitch ass nigga
**still kicking with more intensity, and faster with each swift strike**
>this is for Big Sexy
**Start pulling his gym shorts off**

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:35:44 No.7184055 Report

Quoted By:

>>7183506
Tell Larry to bite him

>>7183714
is this real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:37:17 No.7184074 Report

Quoted By:

>>7181587
Call Bobby fish to take care of this problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 16:48:05 No.7184197 Report

Quoted By:

>>7183506
Wait for Teddy Long to put us in a tag team match while Punk goes one on one with da Undertaker tonight, playa

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 18:18:46 No.7185209 Report

Quoted By:

>>7181589
Take your meds please

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2022 18:23:22 No.7185291 Report

Quoted By:

>>7181694
Imagine not being able to defend against someone who isn't even looking at you

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