>>7186709Why is CM Punk still around? This nigga is a human punchline. Ayo n I don't mean that in no compliment type way…like he a ill nigga wit crazy punchlines n shit. This nigga is the butt of 60% of the jokes bein told round the world right now. Even if you don't kno who this nigga is…you probably in some subliminal way been talkin bout that nigga at some point when you was describin some wack shit. Like even if you ain't had nobody in mind son. That hypothetical wack shit you was in one way or the other referrin to was actually CM Punk namsayin. Anytime you thought to yaself “Nah but who the fuck is stupid enough to…?” – the answer was Phil Brooks. Anytime you said to yaself “Yeah but no niggas lame enough to actually…” – nah son Phil did that tho. Anytime you said to yaself ”Ayo I wonder if theres a nigga out there that's wack enough to…” – ayo CM Punk is that nigga g. This nigga is what failure would look like if it had a face, arms, legs n could talk. Son got his failure set to cruise control nahmean. That shit is on a timer. If you walkin round in Chicago somewhere n you hear a “ding” chances are you jus heard that nigga's failure timer go off namsayin….time for that nigga to go on a failure spree. Son cant go 5 minutes wit no failure occurrin in his life. The nigga got a failure quota to fill. There's more “aint shit” cells in one drop of this niggas blood than there is in the entire Bush family tree son. This nigga makes Bob Holly seem like Ric Flair. Son got niggas thinkin “dammm can we jus get JBL back or some shit?” Success is this niggas kryptonite. If the nigga succeeds at anything bigger than puttin his shoes on the right feet it can be fatal to the nigga son. This nigga needs failure like normal people need oxygen. Sons known more for gettin shoot injured n gettin tickled by UFC cans than he is for any of his promos too. son was cryin about how vince wouldn't put his face on coffee cups…
