/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

[15 / 2 / 12]

461KiB, 750x436, FD6DA481-EBCF-4CBA-AABF-A1E7D04F7AAF.jpg

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:43:40 No.7216219 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7216244 >>7216272 >>7216342 >>7216379 >>7216433 >>7216590

State of Minoru Suzuki to be on an Indy poster like this piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:45:41 No.7216244 Report

Quoted By: >>7216247

>>7216219
>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas
>BEFORE COVID
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for either the WK13 or WK15 main card
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:46:02 No.7216247 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216244
Should somehow add this poster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:46:41 No.7216253 Report

Quoted By:

No dimes either way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:49:19 No.7216272 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216219
he's enjoying himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:56:08 No.7216328 Report

Quoted By: >>7216422

why are they wrestling in the Black lodge?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1657239962308.jpg, 40KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:57:35 No.7216342 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216219
>oriental theater

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 00:59:20 No.7216359 Report

Quoted By:

Suzuki really doesn't care. He'll wrestle anyone and anything for a paycheck. If DDT pays him to wrestle 100 sex dolls he'll do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:02:09 No.7216379 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216219
Lucha Libre & Laughs is dope. I'll be there live to boo the shit out of Suzuki

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:05:44 No.7216401 Report

Quoted By:

Suzuki wrestled Baliyan Akki in Ichigaya, the man does not care

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:07:50 No.7216422 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216328

The event is called A Place Both Wonderful and Strange and uses the Twin Peaks logo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:08:46 No.7216433 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216219
Suzuki doesn't care anymore. He has no chance of becoming NJ champion or mattering at all anymore. He just wants to collect checks from dumb shindie promotions paying him to half ass it for ten minutes so their fans can sing the heckin entrance song.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:22:50 No.7216553 Report

Quoted By: >>7216568

> tfw I bought tickets to my local indie fed only because Suzuki was announced for it
> knows his opponent is a shitter and he’s gonna phone it in since he has a STRONG event the next day
dont care still gonna be fun lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:24:18 No.7216568 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216553
Suzuki doesn't really try that much harder in NJPW. Suzuki pretty much admitted when NJPW told him they had no plans for him that pretty much took any wind out of his sails in terms of motivation to put in effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2022 01:27:12 No.7216590 Report

Quoted By:

>>7216219
He's like 60. Getting booked at all is an achievement.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches