About 20 years ago I was going into my second year of college and I rented the lower story of a house with a friend. The upper story of the house was rented by a couple who both had down syndrome. The boyfriend was really into wrestling and would always be wearing wrestling tshirts. His bike even had wrestling stickers all over it. Mostly Steve Austin and The Rock.
One night we're watching football and we hear loud thumping noises, like someone is sprinting across the upstairs and stomping as hard as they can with each step. Then some more stomps and a loud thud. Then from the window I can hear the boyfriend yelling
>it's the rock bottom!
in a down syndrome accent. Then we heard some more stomping and banging and the boyfriend was yelling
>tap! tap! you gotta tap!
and then we heard the girlfriend make a screeching noise.
Every few days for the entire year we'd hear him doing wrestling moves on her upstairs. You'd just hear stomping and screeching and slams and him doing his own commentary. I went up there once to ask them to keep it down at like 3am and he answered the door wearing no shirt, pajama bottoms, sneakers and drenched in sweat. He apologized for the noise. The next day she was walking with a limp.
What promotion should he sign to?