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>Ryback doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
>In the Beginning there was nothing... then Ryback shell shocked nothing and told it to get a job.
>The dinosaurs looked at Ryback the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
>Ryback beat the sun in a staring contest.
>Superman owns a pair of Ryback undies.
>Ryback has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
>The chief export of Ryback is pain.
>If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Ryback.
>Once a cobra Ryback's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
>Ryback does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
>Some kids pee their name in the snow. Ryback can pee his name into concrete.
>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ryback.
>Champions are the breakfast of Ryback.
>Ryback makes onions cry.
>Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ryback.
>When Ryback does a pushup, he's pushing the Earth down.
>Ryback once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
>Ryback had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
>Ryback beat the sun in a staring contest.
>The dark is afraid of Ryback.
>Before he forgot a gift for Ryback, Santa Claus was real.
>The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ryback out. It didn’t work.
>The only time Ryback was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
>Ryback does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Ryback goes killing.
>Ryback can drown a fish.
>Ryback is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
>Ryback spices up his impossible steak with pepper spray.
>Ryback does not get frostbite. Ryback bites frost.
>In the Beginning there was nothing... then Ryback shell shocked nothing and told it to get a job.
>The dinosaurs looked at Ryback the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
>Ryback beat the sun in a staring contest.
>Superman owns a pair of Ryback undies.
>Ryback has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
>The chief export of Ryback is pain.
>If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Ryback.
>Once a cobra Ryback's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
>Ryback does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
>Some kids pee their name in the snow. Ryback can pee his name into concrete.
>When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ryback.
>Champions are the breakfast of Ryback.
>Ryback makes onions cry.
>Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ryback.
>When Ryback does a pushup, he's pushing the Earth down.
>Ryback once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
>Ryback had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
>Ryback beat the sun in a staring contest.
>The dark is afraid of Ryback.
>Before he forgot a gift for Ryback, Santa Claus was real.
>The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ryback out. It didn’t work.
>The only time Ryback was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
>Ryback does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Ryback goes killing.
>Ryback can drown a fish.
>Ryback is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
>Ryback spices up his impossible steak with pepper spray.
>Ryback does not get frostbite. Ryback bites frost.
