Corny is like Trump, Dave is like Biden. Corny tells it like it is, is entertaining as fuck, has an amazing way with words, is sharp as a tack mentally, rarely stumbles over words, has a great sounding voice, has a great sense of humor, and actually has been there, done that.
Dave stutters constantly, mumbles, garbles words, thinks he knows shit but he really doesn't and is proven wrong time and time again, can't talk for shit, is boring and annoying to listen to, believes in fake news, hates masculinity (because it's toxic), and is woke as fuck. He's also a fucking Jew, lol. Yeah, Dave's been around forever, but what has he actually done? Basically jack shit. Unlike Corny/Trump who have been getting shit done since the 80s.
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