>two young, ripped, handsome men are in the main event
Oh no. Somebody get the alcoholic, the other alcoholic, the canadian alcoholic, the obese 40 year old crossdresser from new york, the fat canadian with as much bone density as a hummingbird, the cuckold from chicago, the twink, the other twink, the asian twink, and the twink that wears makeup and skateboards to the ring with his 70 year old best friend to come show WWE a REAL main event. Get a fucking clue buddy
