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>be me
>be the trailer park jobber
>get booked against my will to go 1 on 1 with a top guy several weight classes above me
>getting my shit slapped around
>decide to go into business for myself
>land a closed fist on the top guy
>he drops like a sack of shit
>starts selling wonderfully with his eyes twitching and arms extended outwards
>turns out it was a shoot
>he gets transported to a local medical facility
>I get buried by the territory's management; mom and dad decide it's time to leave
>the next day before I can clear out my locker, his entire stable shoots on me and puts me on the bench for 6 months
