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Historical figures that would've been dimes in wrestling

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 19:35:47 No.7291777 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7291962 >>7291987 >>7293154 >>7293772 >>7293854 >>7294678 >>7294836 >>7297768 >>7298297 >>7298769 >>7301390

I'll start
>shoot 6'4
>more than 300 lbs
>athletic background
>has "it"

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 19:39:22 No.7291808 Report

Quoted By: >>7291827 >>7292103 >>7293863

>renowned as a wrestler in his youth
>his nickname literally means "wide back" - clearly has the body
>best promo in athens
he has the makings of a top babyface

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 19:42:04 No.7291827 Report

Quoted By: >>7291950 >>7292094 >>7292123 >>7292125 >>7292859 >>7292905

>>7291808
Special.........

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 19:54:39 No.7291950 Report

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>>7291827
this guy is the indie darling that all the smarks love but in reality is a lower midcard shitter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 19:56:30 No.7291962 Report

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>>7291777

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:00:00 No.7291987 Report

Quoted By: >>7292095 >>7292637

>>7291777
>thinking a guy with a feeb son was 6 foot
>thinking a guy who executed people for looking at him the wrong way, didn't have historians kayfabe his height

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:15:32 No.7292094 Report

Quoted By: >>7292107 >>7292984 >>7293881 >>7294051 >>7294866

>>7291827
>be born to a banker
>gets caught counterfeiting because he can't draw dimes
>goes to Athens to try and make dimes from philosophy
>gets btfo in one debate
>rearranges his entire life to try and pretend he's some intellectual elite
>claimed to hate the material possessions and making money
>disdained the abstract
>wrote books and tragedies anyway
>spent most of his time jacking off and launching vaush/destiny tier "arguments" that more amounted to attacking people and insults rather than any sort of discussion at hand
>is the philosophical equivalent of that disgusting neckbeard that says stupid shit, who then goes "its just a joke bro" when called out
>so short he told 5'0 Alexander the "Great" to get out of his sunlight
>is only liked by Stirner and Foucault, both known for being internet darling indie shitters
>only worshipped by fatass losers who just want to be LE EPIC TROLL without contributing anything in their lives
>would have been some keffals tier trannoid if he lived now

Fuck this asshole and fuck his fan boys. Reddit: the Philosopher

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:16:03 No.7292095 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291987
obese smark schizo babble

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:16:38 No.7292103 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291808
>S-tier in-ring
>S-tier promo
he's too damn powerful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:17:04 No.7292107 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292094
Kek what a failed banker bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:19:36 No.7292121 Report

Quoted By:

>6'8
>Won't let family get in the way (killed his own son)
>Turned Russia from a bingo hall into a world power
>Jannettied Poland
Yeah, I'm thinking dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:19:59 No.7292123 Report

Quoted By: >>7293822

>>7291827
This guy lucked his way into winning exactly 1 (one) head-to-head promo with his stupid chicken bullshit and now all the indiefags act like he's on the same level as Plato and Socrates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:20:09 No.7292125 Report

Quoted By: >>7292261 >>7294069 >>7297058 >>7298451

>>7291827
>Is this what you do Diogenes?
>This is exactly what I do, Alex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:39:58 No.7292261 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292125
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:41:44 No.7292271 Report

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>I think I'm cute
>I know I'm sexy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:47:18 No.7292302 Report

Quoted By:

Francis I was legitimately 6'7'' and a shooter, he famously beat Henry in a legit wrestling match in 1520

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 20:49:02 No.7292310 Report

Quoted By:

Diogenes was known for shitting and fapping in public....he would draw dimes as a Pillman-esque loose canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 21:39:53 No.7292637 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291987
Boleyn hands typed this post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 21:54:01 No.7292778 Report

Quoted By: >>7292928 >>7294076 >>7294238

>The sudden appearance of the English army caught the Norwegians by surprise. The English advance was then delayed by the need to pass through the choke-point presented by the bridge itself. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle has it that a giant Norse axeman (possibly armed with a Dane Axe) blocked the narrow crossing and single-handedly held up the entire English army. The story is that this axeman cut down up to 40 Englishmen and was defeated only when an English soldier floated under the bridge in a half-barrel and thrust his spear through the planks in the bridge, mortally wounding the axeman.
Imagine this hoss in a royal rumble

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:01:12 No.7292843 Report

Quoted By: >>7292883

>6'4"
>Mystical fucking charisma, the dude was so charismatic he had his own cult but wanted more so he charmed his way into the Russian palace
>Possible healing powers
>11" cock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:01:50 No.7292850 Report

Quoted By: >>7292893 >>7293813 >>7293946 >>7294095 >>7294771 >>7294785 >>7295768 >>7299202

>main evented 4 elections and went over in all of them
>got massively over as a babyface during the depression angle
>was the Michaels of the allies
>got the hot tag and Pearl Harbor and made the save beating down all three heels
>is literally dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:02:55 No.7292859 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291827
Plato vs. Diogenes w/ pack of dogs would be a dimes match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:04:35 No.7292877 Report

Quoted By: >>7295360

I'm too uneducated to know who any of these old dead people are.
I'm a WWE fan btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:05:02 No.7292883 Report

Quoted By: >>7292963

>>7292843
Only problem is he never bathed and he smelled like shit all the time. Nobody would wanna work with a guy like that although it would help get the gimmick over with the fans in the front row.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:06:31 No.7292893 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292850
Janetty to Wilson in the Ruined This Country Forever tag team, though

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:06:51 No.7292897 Report

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Would you watch a show booked by him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:07:50 No.7292905 Report

Quoted By: >>7292920

>>7291827
>be Plato
>just want to discuss my daily findings at The Lyceum
>Diogenes comes in again, smelling of shit and holding a skinned chicken
Every fucking day with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:09:48 No.7292920 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292905
He was Plato's Sashaschizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:10:36 No.7292928 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292778
Based English soldier in a barrel with the heel shenanigans at the end

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:11:42 No.7292932 Report

Quoted By:

for me it's the real Rainmakers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:17:20 No.7292963 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292883
That was part of the smear campaign against him after his death, all the stuff about him being in the weird bondage sex cult is historical revisionism as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:20:31 No.7292984 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292094
>>gets caught counterfeiting because he can't draw dimes
i laughed at this way more than I should have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:42:38 No.7293136 Report

Quoted By: >>7295374

>Went undefeated his entire career
>Took his dad's territory from an indie bingo hall to the top promotion in the world
>Made the Roman fans mark out for him
>Was so over that he converted previously pagan Romans and Greeks to Christcuckery
>Got tired of his shitty old venue, built a completely new one and named it after himself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:45:23 No.7293154 Report

Quoted By: >>7293207 >>7293924 >>7300959

>>7291777
Fish could cut one hell of a heel promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:52:04 No.7293207 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293154
Hardcore legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:56:14 No.7293234 Report

Quoted By:

>legit undefeated wrestler
>works the chuds into a shoot
>leader of the all black stable
>KWAB’s half the country (the especially retarded half)
>massively over
>no sells his wife’s schizo antics
>Pennies look
>can only lose to a cheating heel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2022 22:59:53 No.7293260 Report

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GOAT booker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:18:03 No.7293772 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291777
looks like my cousin how based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:22:55 No.7293813 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292850
>Is a fucking cripple
If Dustin Thomas is a shitter then FDR is a super shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:23:41 No.7293822 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292123
antiquitys pipebomb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:28:08 No.7293854 Report

Quoted By: >>7293897 >>7293915 >>7294699

>>7291777
One hell of a promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:29:18 No.7293863 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291808
i love that Plato and friends were unironically all jacked gigachad wrestlers who got naked and grappled with the bois in between bouts of furious rhetoric

doesn't get more based than that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:32:13 No.7293881 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292094
I did not expect this type of breakdown from anyone on this board, and I am blown away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:33:48 No.7293897 Report

Quoted By: >>7299299

>>7293854

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:37:10 No.7293915 Report

Quoted By: >>7295391

>>7293854
>Hell of a promo
>Promo amounts to Your Team Sucks while Our Team Rules!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:38:27 No.7293924 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293154
>he would douse cotton balls in lighter fluid and shove them up his ass before setting them alight
>constantly inserted metal needles through his penis
Holy fuck this lil nigga could take a bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:41:51 No.7293943 Report

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>Started his own rampaging religious cult bent on restoring the Russian Monarchy via establishing Mongolian independence (I don't get it either.)
>Intervened in a war he had fuck all to do with
>Terrorised both sides, feared by two separate empires at the same time
>Slaughtered Bolsheviks and massacred the Chinese for fun
>Executed by firing squad
>His execution was mourned by religious services across three different religions
>Totally forgotten by history
The ultimate indie legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:42:13 No.7293946 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292850
>wheelchair gimmick

Mite b cool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:44:20 No.7293957 Report

Quoted By: >>7294016 >>7294026 >>7294826 >>7297951

Tell me I'm wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:51:50 No.7294016 Report

Quoted By: >>7294032

>>7293957
Yea your wrong he’s like 5’3 and a Pussy he never did shit without his little clique. Richard Ramirez would be way better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:53:10 No.7294026 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293957
The 1960’s Paul Heyman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:53:42 No.7294032 Report

Quoted By: >>7294042

>>7294016
He was a manager. Hippie gimmick stable that turns heel in a hardcore deathmatch. That's dimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:55:03 No.7294042 Report

Quoted By: >>7294068

>>7294032
Stables are never dimes unless the guys in it are dimes. His stable was all dimeless shitters. Manson family is extremely overrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:56:18 No.7294051 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292094
Dude.. You're more educated than me on this. As such, I have to say dimes burial promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:57:48 No.7294068 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294042
Squeaky Fromme got her start there and she was dimes. Other than the heater Tex and the link to Brian Wilson, they are overrated but they got over hard. They're the original New Age Outlaws.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:58:04 No.7294069 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292125

Underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:58:53 No.7294076 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292778
Based Skurge the Executioner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 00:59:04 No.7294079 Report

Quoted By: >>7294092 >>7294100 >>7294102 >>7294108 >>7294840

Despite being a manlet, you have to admit he knew how to get a crowd invested

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:00:14 No.7294092 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294079
He's the VKM of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:00:33 No.7294095 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292850
>is literally dimes
I kekked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:01:15 No.7294100 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294079
Man Napoleon was just one of those dudes that the more you learn about him, the more of a godlike figure he becomes.
What a madman. Yeah, he'd be dimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:01:19 No.7294102 Report

Quoted By: >>7294119

>>7294079
A six nation army held him back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:02:10 No.7294108 Report

Quoted By: >>7294122 >>7294133

>>7294079
got absolutely KWABed at Waterloo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:03:15 No.7294119 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294102
>When you learn that Napoleon probably would have succeeded if it weren't for literally just one guy trolling him (Horatio Nelson)

he even has a built-in super hot feud
it's perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:03:38 No.7294122 Report

Quoted By: >>7294137

>>7294108
One of those guys who went for "one more run" when they really shouldn't have. Like UAMFBN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:04:46 No.7294133 Report

Quoted By: >>7294142

>>7294108
He was at the end of his career, he was just finally letying wellington go over as a gesture of good faith to end the shoot heat the english and french stables had backstage
Still couldn't let wellington get a clean win though. Did the same thing he did in Russia, convinced god to book a fuck finish with the weather and mud so nobody could really say they beat Napoleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:05:04 No.7294137 Report

Quoted By: >>7294145 >>7294150

>>7294122
The French badass mmmmmmhm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:05:51 No.7294142 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294133
>He was at the end of his career, he was just finally letying wellington go over as a gesture of good faith to end the shoot heat the english and french stables had backstage
Truly a gentleman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:06:07 No.7294145 Report

Quoted By: >>7294613

>>7294137
He's corsican

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:06:51 No.7294150 Report

Quoted By: >>7294613

>>7294137
>Napoleon
>French
anon...

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:16:47 No.7294238 Report

Quoted By: >>7294373 >>7294442 >>7294473 >>7294556 >>7294607

>>7292778
1066 was a kino as fuck year
>Godwinson goes over clean
>At long last the childhood dream has come true! Harold Godwinson is the undispute-
>*Norman war horns*
>WAIT A MINUTE..... WAIT A MINUTE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:29:32 No.7294373 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294238
>THAT DAMN BASTARD WILLIAM
>DAMN IT ALL HENRY HAS A FAMILY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:38:11 No.7294442 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294238
BAH GAWD AS MY WITNESS THAT NATION HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:38:55 No.7294448 Report

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Check out my melody
Ch-Che-Check out my melody
Ch-Ch-Che-Che-Che-Check out my melody
Special
You think you're special, you do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
LOOK DOWN ON ME
AND WALK AROUND ON ME
JUST ONE
MORE FIGHT
about your leadership
And I will straight up LEAVE YOUR SHIT
'CAUSE I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS
AND NOW I'M PISSED YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
THIS TIME I'MA LET IT ALL COME OUT
THIS TIME I'MA STAND UP AND SHOUT
I'MA DO THINGS MY WAY
IT'S MY WAY
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
THIS TIME I'MA LET IT ALL COME OUT
THIS TIME I'MA STAND UP AND SHOUT
I'MA DO THINGS MY WAY
IT'S MY WAY
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:43:17 No.7294473 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294238
>Ya see Tostig... guys like you don't get to be Earl of Northumbria

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:52:25 No.7294548 Report

Quoted By: >>7298705 >>7298780

Samson, this is my ace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 01:53:15 No.7294556 Report

Quoted By: >>7294624

>>7294238
>The King stopped at nothing to hunt his enemies. He cut down many people and destroyed homes and land. Nowhere else had he shown such cruelty. This made a real change. To his shame, William made no effort to control his fury, punishing the innocent with the guilty. He ordered that crops and herds, tools and food be burned to ashes. More than 100,000 people perished of starvation.
>I have often praised William in this book, but I can say nothing good about this brutal slaughter. God will punish him.[20]
Sounds like a dimes monster heel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:01:34 No.7294607 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294238
>Ragnar Rumble 817AD
>Snakes in a Pit match

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:02:31 No.7294613 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294145
>>7294150
LIES
HE WAS FRENCH JUST LIKE ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:03:45 No.7294624 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294556
Acknowledge him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:05:09 No.7294633 Report

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I did it... for da people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:10:06 No.7294675 Report

Quoted By: >>7294731

Why was Barbarossa buried so hard bros? He was dimes incarnated

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:10:25 No.7294678 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291777
>monster promos
>top-tier babyface
>massive charisma
>athletic (war veteran)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:12:45 No.7294699 Report

Quoted By: >>7295431

>>7293854
Could've been a fun jobber in the Attitude Era.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:14:34 No.7294719 Report

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smark darling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:15:26 No.7294728 Report

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>Ask not what your company can do for you ask what you can do for your company
>crowd goes apeshit
>tony starts vibrating in his shoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:15:34 No.7294729 Report

Quoted By:

Genghis Khan is Roman Reigns end-level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:15:40 No.7294731 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294675
The dimes was in Saladin vs Richard
Philip Augustus wasn't ready for a main event run yet, and he would certainly be working face at the crusader PPV, which he wasn't the best at
Barbarossa was a failed experiment and couldn't get over with the crowd despite burying every other Prince in germany
God knew what was best for business and future endeavored him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:21:26 No.7294761 Report

Quoted By: >>7294776 >>7294820 >>7295147

Sadly, many promotions would've totally short-shafted them due to their height, but these dudes legit would've been amazing pro-wrestlers. They were tough as nails, natural workers, excellent promos, and came up with amazing spots for as long as their bodies could handle the abuse.

Sheep would've been great, too, but I can only post one photo per post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:23:48 No.7294771 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292850
too old and couldnt use his legs

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:24:52 No.7294776 Report

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>>7294761

*Shemp.

Fucking autocorrect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:26:18 No.7294785 Report

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>>7292850
carried the USA so hard his legs gave out. if he hadn't ended the great depression storyline as quickly as he did there's no way they'd be prepared for the world war storyline. the whole west coast would be NJPW territory today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:31:38 No.7294820 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294761
This is a good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:32:36 No.7294826 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293957
Literally the annoying young buck who got KOed by 3rd place in a 3man dad tournament, Phil

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:33:56 No.7294836 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291777
>based look
>chad
>drew the house at mania 1066
>the hogan of kings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:34:36 No.7294840 Report

Quoted By: >>7295137

>>7294079
He was actually above average height for the time. And literally taller than most of the AEW roster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:36:19 No.7294856 Report

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If PT Barnum was born like 60 years later he would've been a booker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 02:37:12 No.7294866 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292094
kek what a promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:19:56 No.7295137 Report

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>>7294840
Yep. It's bong propaganda that he was short.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:20:26 No.7295144 Report

Quoted By: >>7295176

Alexandre Dumas...

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:20:45 No.7295147 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294761
anon...

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:23:20 No.7295176 Report

Quoted By:

>>7295144
kek
who is jeff in this situation and who would he be calling a nerd?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:32:31 No.7295238 Report

Quoted By: >>7295295 >>7295411

>Shed the blood of 4000 Saxon men
it's charlamange
he is the most dimes

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:35:27 No.7295258 Report

Quoted By: >>7295295 >>7295411

OH MY GOD
COULD IT BE!?
IT IS!
IT'S HIM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Mz-EO6zGQ

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:39:34 No.7295295 Report

Quoted By: >>7295302

>>7295238
>>7295258
Aren't most people with western european blood descended from him too due to how much him and his descendants fucked?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:40:07 No.7295302 Report

Quoted By: >>7295343

>>7295295
Basically also that plus he just murdered everyone he didn't fuck.
The guy was the ultimate heel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0S60Gp5rM

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:42:09 No.7295325 Report

Quoted By: >>7295336

Christopher Lee dreaming about playing Gandalf in a film his whole life and getting forced to settle for Saruman will never not be funny

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:43:57 No.7295336 Report

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>>7295325
unironically the roles being switched would have been dimes.
Lee would have made a great gandalf.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:45:09 No.7295343 Report

Quoted By: >>7295372

>>7295302
So he copied Ghengis' gimmick?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:47:29 No.7295360 Report

Quoted By:

>>7292877

t. A-Drone

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:49:10 No.7295372 Report

Quoted By:

>>7295343
Charlemania was running wild when Genghis' great-grandfather was still yogurt in a horse's nutsack.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:49:38 No.7295374 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293136
>Christcuckery
Kike/Golem please

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:51:56 No.7295391 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293915

>Promo amounts to Your Team Sucks while Our Team Rules!

5 Star Strawman

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:54:10 No.7295411 Report

Quoted By: >>7295444

>>7295238
>>7295258
>genocide saxons for da christ
>fast forward one hundred years and saxon gets crowned by pope as your successor
history is tragicomedy

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:57:30 No.7295431 Report

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>>7294699

Only if poorly booked, before generating organic fan support and riding the Ja Movement all the way to the main event of WrestleMania.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 03:59:34 No.7295444 Report

Quoted By: >>7295493

>>7295411
Otto was like 80% frank or something and grew up idolizing charlemagne
I doubt Charles "I fucking hate Slavs so much" Peppinid would really care since he only hated pagan saxons

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:07:13 No.7295493 Report

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>>7295444
His mother's family prided themselves with being direct descendants of Widukind and his father's family of the Liudolfings were linked to Charlemagne through the marriage with some Carling chick IIRC.
Both Henry and Otto certainly shared Charles' sentiments regarding slavs though, considering their campaigns in mecklemburg and polabia.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 04:45:27 No.7295768 Report

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>>7292850
>is literally dimes
Jesus Christ

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 10:28:05 No.7296985 Report

Quoted By: >>7297642 >>7297834 >>7299170

>Was an actual wrestler
>Was shot in the chest during a promo
>Prevented harm done to the one who shot him, professionalism
>Improvised a promo after being shot
>Young star
>One of the best foreign policies of his time, appeals to foreigners
>Anti-trust to appeal to the working folk
>War hero and American hero
>Loves ranches and farms and nature even more than Brock does
>Sympathetic backstory where he overcame illness
>Tag Team with The Rock, Bull Moose
>Humble and grateful for his life, complains only about him not being able to do more for the company
Easily one of the best, maybe the GOAT.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 10:43:31 No.7297030 Report

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>Was a hell of a promo and buried the sovietties on the mic forcing them to tear down their walls of Gorbachev

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 10:51:30 No.7297058 Report

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>>7292125
lmao

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 12:54:10 No.7297642 Report

Quoted By: >>7298660

>>7296985
>Teddy Roosevelt
>Easily one of the best, maybe the GOAT
He's on my Mt. Rushmore.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:10:51 No.7297768 Report

Quoted By: >>7298339

>>7291777
Lincoln
>shoot 6'4"
>loads of great promos (Douglas, Cooper Union, Gettysburg)
>carried the territory through tough times
>heem'ed the fuck out of the leader of the Clary's Grove Boys stable, in their home territory

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:16:33 No.7297802 Report

Quoted By: >>7298521 >>7298721

Biggest heel turn in the biz

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:21:20 No.7297834 Report

Quoted By:

>>7296985
>>Anti-trust to appeal to the working folk
Worked, he was a stooge for the house of Morgan and only went after their competitors. This revelation could actually make for an Ole turning on Dusty-tier heel turn, book it Tony.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 13:35:34 No.7297951 Report

Quoted By: >>7299213

>>7293957
This is the guy all the obese smelly smarks hail as the best promo in the indies but then you compare him to an actual dime drawer like Jim Jones and you see how shit he actually is

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:22:00 No.7298297 Report

Quoted By:

>>7291777
>Jobs to a fucking frog in a shoot wrestling match

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:26:39 No.7298339 Report

Quoted By:

>>7297768
Wasn't he the first guy to do a chokeslam?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:40:06 No.7298451 Report

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>>7292125
historical kek

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:48:01 No.7298521 Report

Quoted By:

>>7297802
The Jerusalem Screwjob sure was peak A.D. Wrestling. J.C. was a top face before the fed dragged him down. And my boy Peter was a certified shooter but never got a chance to put down some centurions. Too bad Judas jobbed to a rope right after.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 14:53:08 No.7298561 Report

Quoted By: >>7298786 >>7301007

Lived the gimmick but notoriously no sells everyone’s finish.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:08:01 No.7298660 Report

Quoted By:

>>7297642
CARLOS

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:14:18 No.7298705 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294548
>loses a hair vs hair match and goes tumbling down the card immediately

Why did Delilah bury him so hard?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:16:31 No.7298721 Report

Quoted By:

>>7297802
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:23:01 No.7298769 Report

Quoted By: >>7299501

>>7291777

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:24:48 No.7298780 Report

Quoted By:

>>7294548
>Gets screwed over by everyone in the promotion
>Proceeds to shoot so hard the promotion folds

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 15:25:49 No.7298786 Report

Quoted By:

>>7298561
The Slav 2 Cold Scorpio. Ugly ass nigga with a huge hog.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:18:34 No.7299170 Report

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>>7296985
Teddy was such a smark for wrestling he would train with jap martial artists once a week doing judo, karate or whatever they were doing back then, to complement his wrestling and boxing skills. Motherfucker was basically doing MMA in the white house over 100 years ago.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:24:18 No.7299202 Report

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>>7292850
No legged bitch couldn’t even be his based cousins manager

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:25:08 No.7299213 Report

Quoted By:

>>7297951
He was Bray lmao. Even has the same smark fanbase.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:37:00 No.7299299 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293897
Based oldfag

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 16:57:39 No.7299501 Report

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>>7298769
>every storyline is her falling in love with veteran wrestlers calling them her daddy

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 17:02:42 No.7299571 Report

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>effortlessly works the entire industry into a shoot

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:00:58 No.7300758 Report

Quoted By: >>7300917

>Rome has more than one royal family
Adrenaline, in my soul
Every thought, out of control
Do it all to get them off their feet
Legion is here, about to blow
Waitin' for me to start the show
Over the rubicon, lights go up I'm home
(Whoa!)

And my father said, when I was younger
Hard times breed better
men (better men!)

You took it all away, I give it all away
Can't take my freedom
Here to change the game,
a banner made of pain
I built my kingdom

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:18:02 No.7300917 Report

Quoted By:

>>7300758
>my father said when I was younger hard times breed better men

Would work better for Hannibal or Augustus desu

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:22:01 No.7300959 Report

Quoted By:

>>7293154
i mean this guy was a real jerk

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 19:26:21 No.7301007 Report

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>>7298561
So Mil Mascaras but Russian?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2022 20:04:20 No.7301390 Report

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>>7291777
>Works the king of france into a seething shoot by building a citadel of silk tents slightly larger than his palace directly outside his palace before stiffing his entire court in a lance on a horse battle royale

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