Wrestlers are genuinely retarded, developmentally stunted and often mentally ill. Let me translate this for you.
>I’m really happy here, the backstage vibe is awesome and it’s much better than my previous place of work
>translation: I’m getting pushed, winning fake matches and winning fake belts
>I’m having mental health issues… I need time off, I need out of my contract.
>Translation: I’m not winning fake matches and fake belts