i asked my boss for the night off tomorrow to go to grand slam and he started laughing uncontrollably. he then started ranting about "men in their underwear" so i got self conscious and told him that i was taking my little brother because he wanted to go (note: i don't have a little brother.) he said i could leave early but mentioned doing things with me and my brother in the future that wasn't "that gay shit." (again, i don't have a brother.)