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>Will Hobbs vs Daniel Bryan. Black wrestler lumberjack match
>lights turn out in some typical aew style
>*truck noise* le epic Diesel reference
>tna theme hits
>NASH appears on the tron, smarks go insane
>hobbles onto the ramp as he looks on at the blacks in the ring to huge ovation
>aew camera cuts to disgusting subhumans in crowd marking out
>makes his way down the ramp like a crippled praying mantis, steps over the ropes
>does a she hulk cardi b twerk
>throws himself to the floor with his ass up in the air
>pulls his shorts down exposing his tanned native American buns
>pulls his cheeks apart showing his battered anus
>Excalibur - "OHHHHH that's that's that's the hole that was ruptured in 1992!"
>Tony - "Oh my god..."
>Taz - "Look what that HAHA I love it! Big Sexy in the house!"
>Hobbs and all the other coons ringside rip off their clothes and start having sex with Nash's massive butt
>JR - "This is awesome folks! I'm happy to be here!"
>SRS reports AEW locker room morale "pretty darn good following Kevin Nash debut"
>lights turn out in some typical aew style
>*truck noise* le epic Diesel reference
>tna theme hits
>NASH appears on the tron, smarks go insane
>hobbles onto the ramp as he looks on at the blacks in the ring to huge ovation
>aew camera cuts to disgusting subhumans in crowd marking out
>makes his way down the ramp like a crippled praying mantis, steps over the ropes
>does a she hulk cardi b twerk
>throws himself to the floor with his ass up in the air
>pulls his shorts down exposing his tanned native American buns
>pulls his cheeks apart showing his battered anus
>Excalibur - "OHHHHH that's that's that's the hole that was ruptured in 1992!"
>Tony - "Oh my god..."
>Taz - "Look what that HAHA I love it! Big Sexy in the house!"
>Hobbs and all the other coons ringside rip off their clothes and start having sex with Nash's massive butt
>JR - "This is awesome folks! I'm happy to be here!"
>SRS reports AEW locker room morale "pretty darn good following Kevin Nash debut"
