[11 / 1 / 9]
Will Hobbs vs Daniel Bryan. Black wrestler lumberjack match
>lights turn out in some typical aew style
>you can look, but you can't touch theme hits
>Brie Bella appears on the tron, smarks go insane
>walks onto the ramp as he looks on at the blacks in the ring to huge ovation
>aew camera cuts to disgusting subhumans in crowd marking out
>makes her way down the ramp like a whore, steps over the ropes
>does cardi b twerk
>throws herself to the floor with her ass up in the air
>pulls her shorts down exposing her ass
>pulls her cheeks apart showing her battered anus
>Excalibur - "OHHHHH that's like Bryan's hole that was ruptured in 2010!"
>Tony - "Oh my god..."
>Taz - "Look what that HAHA I love it! Bre Bella!
>Hobbs and all the other coons ringside rip off their clothes and start having sex with Brie's butt in front of her husband Bryan
>JR - "This is awesome folks! I'm happy to be here!"
>SRS reports AEW locker room morale "pretty darn good following Brie Bella's debut"
>lights turn out in some typical aew style
>you can look, but you can't touch theme hits
>Brie Bella appears on the tron, smarks go insane
>walks onto the ramp as he looks on at the blacks in the ring to huge ovation
>aew camera cuts to disgusting subhumans in crowd marking out
>makes her way down the ramp like a whore, steps over the ropes
>does cardi b twerk
>throws herself to the floor with her ass up in the air
>pulls her shorts down exposing her ass
>pulls her cheeks apart showing her battered anus
>Excalibur - "OHHHHH that's like Bryan's hole that was ruptured in 2010!"
>Tony - "Oh my god..."
>Taz - "Look what that HAHA I love it! Bre Bella!
>Hobbs and all the other coons ringside rip off their clothes and start having sex with Brie's butt in front of her husband Bryan
>JR - "This is awesome folks! I'm happy to be here!"
>SRS reports AEW locker room morale "pretty darn good following Brie Bella's debut"