Booker, I-I-I... I think you're a little bit confused about your role in life here. I think you're a little bit confused.

You see, Booker - you're gonna get to go to WrestleMania... But... Y'see the fact is, Booker...

Somebody like YOU... Doesn't get to be a world champion.

You see, people like you don't deserve it. That's reserved for people like me.

See Book, that's where the confusion is, your confusion is-see, you... You're not here to be a competitor; you're here to be an entertainer.

That's what you do - you entertain people. Hell, you entertain me all the time.

Go ahead, Book! Why don't you entertain? G'ahead; do a little dance for me, Book.

G'ahead... Give me one of those Spinaroonies.C'mon Book, dance!

Entertain me, that's your job!

Don't be embarrassed!

C'mon, Book: That's what you do - you're here to make people like me laugh!