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Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:06:47 No.7364402 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7364412 >>7364414 >>7364415 >>7364441 >>7364457 >>7364575 >>7364797 >>7364820 >>7365834 >>7366134 >>7366185

who would win in a promo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:07:29 No.7364412 Report

Quoted By: >>7364505

>>7364402
MJF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:07:59 No.7364414 Report

Quoted By: >>7364505

>>7364402
JBL easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:08:00 No.7364415 Report

Quoted By: >>7364430 >>7364438 >>7364440 >>7364445 >>7364502 >>7364520 >>7364576 >>7365054 >>7365793

>>7364402
JBL wasn't even that great of a promo. He was okay, maybe even better than average, but MJF is God-tier. It's not even close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:09:21 No.7364430 Report

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>>7364415
>MJF is God-tier.
do woodditards really believe this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:09:52 No.7364437 Report

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JBL would win.

>MJF: (cuts a promo)
>JBL: Shut up, ya kike bitch
>MJF: (cries)

Works 11 times out of 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:10:00 No.7364438 Report

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>>7364415
You obviously missed JBL's title reign.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:10:13 No.7364440 Report

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>>7364415
>but MJF is God-tier. It's not even close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:10:20 No.7364441 Report

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>>7364402
>JBL would apologize for the Holocaust while MJF brings up Edge getting finger fucked in the shower
You tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:10:24 No.7364444 Report

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MJF isn’t brown and after the germany thing JBL doesn’t have the guts to go anti jew. JBL would be completely lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:10:26 No.7364445 Report

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>>7364415
MJF literally is not better than JBL at anything other than insider reference shit. Go back and watch JBL and tell me the shit he does is anything less than the stuff MJF does that AEW marks jerk off over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:11:52 No.7364457 Report

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>>7364402
The audience. JBL goose walks and cuts a shoot promo on the holocaust. MJF wipes his ass with JBLs hat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:15:32 No.7364485 Report

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People compare MJF to Miz if they hate him and Piper if they're a mark for him. JBL is really who he's most like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:17:15 No.7364502 Report

Quoted By: >>7364930

>>7364415
>MJF is God-tier

>calls your sports team bad
>insults your local culinary phenomenon
>says that you are "mid"
>calls you fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:17:58 No.7364505 Report

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>>7364412
>>7364414

we don't sign our posts here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:20:08 No.7364520 Report

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>>7364415
hi max

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:23:43 No.7364543 Report

Quoted By: >>7365871

damn there's a lot of dronie cope going on ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:27:49 No.7364575 Report

Quoted By: >>7366086

>>7364402
MJF is wittier but JBL is a giant southern white boy and he'll always be more over because of that. At least traditionally. MJF is even better looking but he'll just get height-mogged and come off as a little angry elf trying to pick a fight with a slave owner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:27:59 No.7364576 Report

Quoted By: >>7364627 >>7364641

>>7364415
>You're fat
>This city sucks
>The people suck
>You sports team sucks

There, here your MJF promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:33:58 No.7364627 Report

Quoted By: >>7364634 >>7364654

>>7364576
>>You're fat
>>This city sucks
>>The people suck
>>You sports team sucks
based Max not even having to try and still getting nuclear heat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:34:47 No.7364634 Report

Quoted By: >>7364654

>>7364627
>based Max not even having to try and still getting nuclear heat
no that's dominick mysterio

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:35:27 No.7364641 Report

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>>7364576
and hes right about every single one of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:36:54 No.7364654 Report

Quoted By: >>7364673

>>7364627
>>7364634
no that's Elias and KO in Seattle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:39:33 No.7364673 Report

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>>7364654
them too but dom had to try even less

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:46:27 No.7364732 Report

Quoted By: >>7364771 >>7364782 >>7364786

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:50:41 No.7364771 Report

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>>7364732
Miz is so much better looking than MJF

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:52:25 No.7364782 Report

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>>7364732
OHNONONO MIDJEWFAGGOT XIRS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:53:03 No.7364786 Report

Quoted By:

>>7364732
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:54:16 No.7364797 Report

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>>7364402
JBL would soap up MJF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 20:56:39 No.7364820 Report

Quoted By: >>7364882 >>7364889

>>7364402
JBL was very similar to MJF, all cheap heat, the difference being that he had much better delivery and got much more heat. He was a little more creative too leaning into his rich Texan gimmick, MJF is literally just cheap heel tropes mashed together, very boring and overrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:02:32 No.7364882 Report

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>>7364820
Yeah JBL was better because there was something real he was basing his character on. MJF is only based on other heel wrestlers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:02:49 No.7364889 Report

Quoted By: >>7364912 >>7364937 >>7365058

>>7364820
fuck no all he had was his stupid accent. He had go away heat during every smackdown taping, His promos were shit. His chickenshit character work in the ring was good though. He only became a decent promo after he started doing commentary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:04:29 No.7364912 Report

Quoted By: >>7364978

>>7364889
bullshit do you not remember him ripping everybody at one night stand? his promos were the reason he was given the wwe title in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:04:58 No.7364918 Report

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JBL would just beat MJF's ass with a hollow baseball bat full of quarters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:06:17 No.7364930 Report

Quoted By: >>7364961

>>7364502
there's a lot more to MJF's promos than this, I know a lot follow this formula but the memorable ones are a lot more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:06:48 No.7364937 Report

Quoted By: >>7365163

>>7364889
>his promos were shit
cringe take, this shit is pure DIMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04&ab_channel=VeryTired111

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:09:23 No.7364961 Report

Quoted By: >>7364994

>>7364930
Basically just the Punk promo where he cried because it's the one promo where he was tapping into his real self which is a nerd mark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:10:55 No.7364978 Report

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>>7364912
>his promos were the reason he was given the wwe title in the first place
He was given the title because, Brock left, Kurt was hurt, Haitch didn't wanted to work Smackdown dates and Vince didn't want taker to have the title only to chase it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:12:14 No.7364994 Report

Quoted By: >>7365013

>>7364961
What about the Brian Pillman Jr ones from last year?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:14:14 No.7365013 Report

Quoted By: >>7365025

>>7364994
He was still basically doing the cheap heat shtick in those though he just had an easier target

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:15:07 No.7365020 Report

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JBL ham'd it the fuck up to cartoonish levels on purpose and still managed to chew less scenery than MJF does

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:15:30 No.7365025 Report

Quoted By: >>7365085

>>7365013
>cheap heat shtick
It works because nobody does those anymore except him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:18:42 No.7365054 Report

Quoted By:

>>7364415
Kill yourself zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:19:06 No.7365058 Report

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>>7364889
Because he was booked forcefully and poorly and they became over-reliant on him, the only reason MJF works now is because they're fucking starved for anyone that can pretend has starpower and they like that they're part of MJF's cringe meta babyface act because they le cheer for his heelwork.
JBL was still a better talker and character by miles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:21:31 No.7365085 Report

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>>7365025
I think that's basically why he's over yeah but there's lots of guys doing it on indie shows and shit, he's just the guy with that gimmick in AEW. If someone else there did it they'd be accused of ripping him off. Not saying he hasn't gotten his spot because he's good at doing cheap heat it just doesn't make him the next great mic worker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:25:40 No.7365135 Report

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JBL's career finale promo was KINO. Perfect villain exit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:27:50 No.7365163 Report

Quoted By: >>7365263 >>7365273 >>7365820

>>7364937
this is revisionist history at it's best, now days this is shit "funny" because the "built a wall" meme and the twitterfags posting "how they got away with this durr".
But back then it was literally the equivalent of the average MJF cheap heat promo, everyone that watched that when it aired was cringing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:35:34 No.7365263 Report

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>>7365163
The only revisionist history is coming from your cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:36:02 No.7365273 Report

Quoted By: >>7365536

>>7365163
>But back then it was literally the equivalent of the average MJF cheap heat promo, everyone that watched that when it aired was cringing.
So you admit people cringe when they watch MJF, too? Even in your headcanon manlet jewish faggot is cringe, kwab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 21:55:12 No.7365536 Report

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>>7365273
sup bitchtits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:22:43 No.7365793 Report

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>>7364415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:25:54 No.7365820 Report

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>>7365163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKxS-78XU8w

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:27:10 No.7365834 Report

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>>7364402
JBL. All he'd have to do is make one Jew remark and MJF would fly into a seething rage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:31:20 No.7365871 Report

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>>7364543
Itt: twitterfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:36:04 No.7365899 Report

Quoted By: >>7365913 >>7365951 >>7365975

MJF is possibly the best overall promo of all time. He took the best from legends and really heeb'd it up properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:37:07 No.7365913 Report

Quoted By: >>7366016

>>7365899
better than Flair, Jake, Hogan? Get out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:41:32 No.7365947 Report

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MJF vs JBL vs FTR vs EC3 vs SCU vs YTR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:41:55 No.7365951 Report

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>>7365899
(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:46:09 No.7365975 Report

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>>7365899
Yeah, the best at sucking LOL

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Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 22:50:20 No.7366016 Report

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>>7365913
>better than Flair, Jake, Hogan?
Yes. And you know it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 23:00:53 No.7366086 Report

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>>7364575
Jew have alway been smaller though, but they alway seem to rule over white boys. I think JBL & MJF are far more likely to team up than fight each other. Sure they'd probably start off with a mini feud until the kike just buys off all of JBL's allies & smears the shit out of him to the dirt sheets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 23:07:17 No.7366134 Report

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>>7364402
JBL if he's allowed to go full on racism like a plantation owner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 23:13:05 No.7366185 Report

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>>7364402
JBL would rape the shit out of that little bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Sep 2022 23:16:38 No.7366221 Report

Quoted By: >>7367006 >>7367070

lmao are there actually fags who think JBL was good now. one of the worst title runs ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 00:36:48 No.7367006 Report

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>>7366221
you got WORK'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 00:42:35 No.7367070 Report

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>>7366221
Ya' seethe Paco

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