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ITT: we cut MJF Promos in various different cities

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 00:52:00 No.7367162 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7367183 >>7367223 >>7367724 >>7369121 >>7369385 >>7370250 >>7370266

I'll start with Philadelphia
>The Eagles SUCK!
>Philly Cheesesteaks aren't even good!
>Oh yeah, and Ben Franklin? He was MID!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 00:53:29 No.7367183 Report

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>>7367162
>Chicago your city is absolute trash
>Deep dish pizza? It's mid. Got to NY to get a real pie.
>Aaron Rodgers is the greatest QB ever and he still owns the Bears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 00:56:53 No.7367223 Report

Quoted By: >>7367542 >>7369863

>>7367162
>St.Louis!
>The crime rate here is atrocious, must be all the Niggers :)
>oh and I rhode the metro link, and it smelled like Afrosheen and Jack n the box
>I tried to eat an IMOS pizza but got mugged by a mid grade nigger!
>never relax around blacks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:22:27 No.7367476 Report

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this being las vegas, i bet we've got a lot of raiders fans. they say that the autumn wind is a raider. some say i'm a raider. that's right, i raid wombs, something the jackalopes in this building know very little about! one piece of advice, since we're on the topic. stop raiding the refrigerator, you fat out of shape slobs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:28:12 No.7367529 Report

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>Barcelona!
>You talk like fags because one of your kings had a lisp!
>Barca are the eternal Jannetty to Real Madrid
>Your architecture is literally gaudy and mid!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:29:53 No.7367542 Report

Quoted By: >>7367551 >>7367703 >>7369839

>>7367223
KEK!
Fun fact, St. Louis is so unsafe that its more dangerous than all cities in Brazil lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:31:11 No.7367551 Report

Quoted By: >>7367556

>>7367542
wait there's a real city called Zamora?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:31:39 No.7367556 Report

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>>7367551
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamora,_Michoac%C3%A1n
Yes, why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:53:32 No.7367703 Report

Quoted By: >>7369488

>>7367542
Why do I see so many white people at St louis cardinal games then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:55:02 No.7367724 Report

Quoted By: >>7367735

>>7367162
>Israel!
>Ya know, Israel is actually pretty cool.
*Is in Palestine*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:56:01 No.7367735 Report

Quoted By: >>7367740

>>7367724
>*Is in Palestine*
huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:56:54 No.7367740 Report

Quoted By: >>7367759

>>7367735
It's a joke about the illegal Israeli occupation of Palestinian land.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 01:59:11 No.7367759 Report

Quoted By: >>7367799

>>7367740
>Palestinian land
No such thing lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 02:03:59 No.7367799 Report

Quoted By: >>7367807

>>7367759
This nigga doesn't know Israel was almost in Uganda.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 02:05:16 No.7367807 Report

Quoted By: >>7368510

>>7367799
Still seething? Where's the """"Palestinian""""" archeology? lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 02:12:16 No.7367869 Report

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>I THINK THE MELBOURNE DEMONS SUCK!!
>*massive cheers*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 03:18:09 No.7368510 Report

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>>7367807
>bce/ce

fake calendar dates. you lose.

Tony Khan Mark

Tony Khan Mark Sun 25 Sep 2022 04:02:32 No.7369121 Report

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>>7367162
>MJF performing in the Gaza strip against local arab jobber
>MJF comes out with young 9 year old girl
> "I really wanted to embrace the cities local culture so I decided to come out with a human shield
>crowd boos like crazy
>"calm down, calm down. You know I won't marry her. I'll leave that to all you fat virgins in the crowd and your prophet"
>*Crowd loses its mind*
>"Shut the fuck up before I call in an airstrike"
> MJF squashed jobber in 10 seconds to a chorus of boos and immediately grabs the mic
>He lasted about as long as all the Arab countries did in the Sixday war.
>*Crowd starts chanting "Hamas! Hamas!"
>MJF: Hummus? You mean the food yiu palis stole from us?

Tony Khan Mark

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Tony Khan Mark Sun 25 Sep 2022 04:25:57 No.7369349 Report

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>MJF performing at Crown Jewel 2025 against Sami Zayn
>MJF "The last time a place smelled this horrible was the West Bank
> MJF: "Do you people take a bath or just shower in cheap cologne"
>MJF: "but at least you were considerate enough to put towels over all of your UGLY women'
>Crowd Boos
> *Sami Zayns Music hits*
>Sami: "Do you ever SHUT UP'
> Saudi crowd cheers
>Sami: "MJF why do your people have beef with the West Bank? I thought Jews Loved Banks?"
>*MJF Scowls*
>MJF "Listen Sami, people like you don't have any power in the REAL world. Why don't you hop on your little plane and go FLY IT INTO A TOWER!"
>Crowd chants "You Suck!"
>MJF: "I suck? Sorry the only thing getting sucked in Saudi Arabia are the goats by the men in this crowd.
>*Camera cuts to shocked woman in burqa.*
>Sami Zayn: "Listen MJF! Just like the Germans I'm gonna ROAST your ass! Your career will end up just like your people...Ashes!

MOTY and Fued of the Century

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 04:28:42 No.7369385 Report

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>>7367162
>Cody Wyoming has the ugliest horses I've ever seen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 04:39:00 No.7369488 Report

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>>7367703
St Louis/St Charles County.
East St. Louis and North City HAVE A LOT OF….uh, let’s just say they’re fans of Booker T.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:11:47 No.7369839 Report

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>>7367542
mexixirsx... no juander we keep jumping el border ese...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:14:23 No.7369863 Report

Quoted By:

>>7367223
JeJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:51:55 No.7370236 Report

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>Phoenix!
>Every sports team here sucks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:53:38 No.7370250 Report

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>>7367162
LA
>whats up fatasses? the traffic here sucks so I took a HELICOPTER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:55:10 No.7370266 Report

Quoted By: >>7370277 >>7370296 >>7370308

>>7367162
>Addis Ababa
>CLICK CLICK CLICK, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!
>OH YEAH, THAT REMINDS ME: I WENT TO THE RESTAURANT UP THE ROAD AND- OH WAIT HAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:56:30 No.7370277 Report

Quoted By: >>7370305 >>7370328

>>7370266
okay dude this is a pro wrestling board nobody knows enough Ethiopian history to understand this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:58:26 No.7370296 Report

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>>7370266
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:59:25 No.7370305 Report

Quoted By:

>>7370277
a tad esoteric, don't you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 05:59:43 No.7370308 Report

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>>7370266
t. somali cornyfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 06:01:14 No.7370328 Report

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>>7370277
>IT WAS A STARVING ETHIOPIAN JOKE!

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ITT: we cut MJF Promos in various different cities