… It's shaping up to be a wrestling holiday
Not your normal, average, everyday

… Sounds like someone is putting on good Wrestling

Tony, Kenny, why'd you do this to me?

… The world feels like it's in loverly

… Triple H:
Go away before I harm you bodily

… Tony and Kenny:
This Wrestling feels like the very first Wrestling to me

… There'll be tope suicidos, exciting top rope maneuvers, and plenty of false finishes

… Hey Kenny, who's that under the mistletoe?

… What? Who me? Would you look at the time
I should go!

Matt and Nick
… People seem a little more brotherly

… Here's a special something to you from me

… Even the jobbers on Wrestling smells sweetly
This Wrestling feels like the very first Wrestling to me

Tony: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala la la!

Triple H:
… What do you want, can't you see that I'm
busy?

… Step outside, we've got something for you to see

*Arthur Ashe doing a million dollar gate*

… Tony, take this stuff down immediately

… Flaming tables roasting and burns in the third degree

… Tonight things are as good as they seem to be

… A star on top will complete all the scenery

… This Wrestling feels like the very first Wrestling to me

This Wrestling feels like the very first Wrestling to me