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15 reasons why AEW sucks

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1. It's basically a large garage fed
2. There's no storylines, every match is just booked like UFC (this also applies to WWE btw before you call me an E-drone)
3. The wrestlers there look like normal street people, look at Darby Allin, Sammy Guevara, Eddie Kingston, Jungle Boy, they dont look like wrestlers!!!
4. They had a tranny as their women's champion, at least WWE hasn't done that (yet) lol
5. They should get 1 million constantly, getting a milly should not be a moment of celebration, it should be something normal
6. The owner's a Muslim, thats not good, folks
7. They keep doing this 'interim' shit when someone vacates a belt, you cant do that because wrestling is not UFC
8. CM Punk, enough said
9. They only hire vanilla midgets from WWE, Adam Cole, Daniel Bryan, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly... all of these guys are shorter and weigh less than me!!!
10. It's gay
11. They always miss the tables when they do a table spot lol
12. Now that Kenny Omega is suspended and CM Punk is out, Dean Ambrose is the star of the show, that guy never drew a dime in WWE ok?
13. Their future stars are Daniel Garcia and Wheeler Yuta, two anorexic vanilla midgets with 0 muscle
14. It's very botchy, the in-ring action is not good
15. Their fans suck, they always defend the bullshit Tiny Con puts on