Sometimes I like to make up embarrassing and cringe stories about myself just to pop the boys in the back and see what reaction I get from you guys. Most of them are a work or if they aren't, they're overly exaggerated tales for comedic effect. Like the time I was "trapped" in my gfs bathroom because I was too embarrassed after shitting up her toilet with skidmarks and couldn't find a brush to clean them. She actually had one, but I thought well imagjne if she didn't and posted that story here. I'd do anything to make you bros a laugh even if I catch a ban from a janny for being off topic. I love you guys.