>>7396779This fucker has the Bret Hart eyes. The world itself could bend over to his whim. Colt Cabana could kill himself while admitting Phil’s greatness, Tony could fire the Elite and reinstate him as champion, the McMahons could all croak at the same time and WWE go out of business, the UFC could overtunr the fight results to give him a 2-0 record in his favor, female liberals of color could run the world, abortion could be made legal, a worldwide ban on drugs, booze and tobacco could come to pass, and Britt Baker could finally give him head, and this motherfucker would still be miserable
