>>7404032got into engineering in university, fucking hated it, finish 1st year, barely pass, still don't even know what the fuck an engineer is.
Transfer to science, do better, gain confidence, start dating chick with massive tits, fuck her and pop my cherry, shits going okay.
Summer break fly with parents on vacation to fucking africa (africa africa), turns out she cheats on me while away, literally heartbroken.
Decide to move schools because I still barely make it through. Show up at new University, all the confidence in the world because some black chicks are hitting on me in class. Gain height.
Have sex, gain height, take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue. Full redemption arc completed, get into med school.
worst storyline to best storyline.
Moral of the story is simple.
1. Fuck Bitches
2. Get Money
3. ???
4. Profit