Let's assume all 12 posters on this board put together their money and have enough for one night only /PW/PPV, what would the card be?

>Opens with
Pitbull, Flo Rida, Lunchmoney Lewis & Stephen Marley - Finna Gimme the Greenlight

>Commentary
Kevin Nash and Booker T

>Appearances & Segments
Yelissa
R-Truth confronts Britt Baker, Alexa Bliss and Sasha Banks saying "That's the wall, brother!"
Izzy meets Ron Simmons, segment ends with a "ZAMN"

>Matches
AJ Styles vs Effy
Ken Shamrock vs Batista
Mikaze vs Sheamus - Sasha Banks will hang above the ring in a cage
CM Punk vs Ryback - Extreme Rules Match /w Mike Jackson on commentary
Daniel Bryan vs Darren Young

>Womeme
Nikkita Lyons vs Eva Marie vs Penelope Ford - Bra and panties slime mayhem match (last one to not get slimed wins)

>Main Event
BMJ vs GO ACE - /pw/ Championship Match