>>7430984The Warrior's promos were great, fuck you. That Crash the plane promo was just as intense as a Jake the Snake promo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipU4-Gp7N94Jake had more of a laid back serial killer vibe to his delivery, because The Snake knew exactly how he was going to deal with you and his wrestling style reflected the Snake's methodical nature. The Warrior on the other hand, legit comes off as if he's being possessed by demons mid-sentence. That nigga was as entertaining as a Paul Bearer promo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiaSYpa_yowIf a roided up faggot like the Warrior started speaking to like a schizo or some possesed man, would you really just laugh and say "Nah dude that's horrible."
Yeah right nigga, you'd be scared out of your fucking mind because he seems crazy. Especially when he's talking about being some god who crashes planes and what ever the fuck he was on.
Fuck sometimes when I hear that promo, it sounds like he's being metaphorical, but that's what makes it so damn great. The Warrior completely sells that he's on another dimensional plane higher than you are, or Hulkamania for that matter.
This is why wrestling is so shit these days. It's filled with too many 2Deep4U faggots who try to inject artistry into something as stupid as wrestling rather than just enjoy if for the dumb spectacle that it is.
Give me way more Crash the Plane promos over Wheeler Yuta making fun of MJF's Sportsteam bad promos, any day of the week
