Everything I know about life, I've learned from Rocky and Hulkamania. Yes, I am an 80s kid and damn proud to be American.
You know that shit I don't like tho? AEW fans.
Yeah, I think they're a bunch of no milly faggots. You ever seen Rocky V. At the next AEW show, I'll be Tommy Gunn.
Only I won't be Rocky's protege, I'll be armed with one and spray the AEW crowd with some much lead they'll be using their detachable cocks as pencils!
