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>Never one of the boys, refused to drink with them
>Bag carrier for The Kliq
>Always scared of losing his spot
>Had to marry into power
>Constantly politicing backstage to divert the attention away from himself
>So insecure that he didn't want any video game developers to show him losing
>Buried Randy Orton at WrestleMania XXV so that Orton didn't surpass him
>Buried London & Kendrick to stroke his ego
>Buried Sheamus at WrestleMania XXVI out of fear for his spot
>Buried Sting for absolutely no reason
>Buried The Miz for no reason
>Buried Zack Ryder when he was insanely over
>Buried Umaga because he was a more convincing heel
>Buried Kurt Angle because he was better looking
>Buried Chris Jericho because he wanted to make out with Stephanie for an angle
>Buried Chyna after she found out he was cheating on her
>Buried Goldberg because he was more over
>Buried Scott Steiner because he was more over
>Buried RVD because he was more over and a more enjoyable performer to watch
>Buried CM Punk for standing up to him and for jealousy over the popularity of the Summer of Punk
>Buried Booker T again because he was scared of losing his spot
>Buried Mike & Maria Kanellis by putting them in a cuck storyline
>Buried Bret Hart by creating the Montreal Screwjob finish just to suck up the Shawn
>One of the biggest pushers of revisionist history
>Can never admit when he was wrong or when he lost
>Doesn't understand how the human reproductive system works
>Can't produce a son and will NEVER have a son
>Bypassed wellness tests so that he could take HGH to look bigger
>Heart has already exploded once because of the above
>Disappointed Vince after losing the Wednesday Night Wars to AEW
>Would still be sitting in the office if it wasn't for Vince's sex scandals
>Bag carrier for The Kliq
>Always scared of losing his spot
>Had to marry into power
>Constantly politicing backstage to divert the attention away from himself
>So insecure that he didn't want any video game developers to show him losing
>Buried Randy Orton at WrestleMania XXV so that Orton didn't surpass him
>Buried London & Kendrick to stroke his ego
>Buried Sheamus at WrestleMania XXVI out of fear for his spot
>Buried Sting for absolutely no reason
>Buried The Miz for no reason
>Buried Zack Ryder when he was insanely over
>Buried Umaga because he was a more convincing heel
>Buried Kurt Angle because he was better looking
>Buried Chris Jericho because he wanted to make out with Stephanie for an angle
>Buried Chyna after she found out he was cheating on her
>Buried Goldberg because he was more over
>Buried Scott Steiner because he was more over
>Buried RVD because he was more over and a more enjoyable performer to watch
>Buried CM Punk for standing up to him and for jealousy over the popularity of the Summer of Punk
>Buried Booker T again because he was scared of losing his spot
>Buried Mike & Maria Kanellis by putting them in a cuck storyline
>Buried Bret Hart by creating the Montreal Screwjob finish just to suck up the Shawn
>One of the biggest pushers of revisionist history
>Can never admit when he was wrong or when he lost
>Doesn't understand how the human reproductive system works
>Can't produce a son and will NEVER have a son
>Bypassed wellness tests so that he could take HGH to look bigger
>Heart has already exploded once because of the above
>Disappointed Vince after losing the Wednesday Night Wars to AEW
>Would still be sitting in the office if it wasn't for Vince's sex scandals
