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What if WWE had their own nog character

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 02:48:17 No.7503210 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7503224 >>7503653 >>7503669 >>7504240 >>7504307 >>7504572 >>7504743

who rails against workrate and Dave Meltzer, bashes Japanese wrestling and wears a shirt that says J.A.P.A.N (stands for Just A Paid Ass Nigga) saying the most vitriolic shit ever toward the online fans/AEW crowd?

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 02:50:05 No.7503224 Report

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>>7503210
too based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 03:37:31 No.7503647 Report

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>>7503224
agreed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 03:38:38 No.7503653 Report

Quoted By: >>7504318

>>7503210
>Just A Paid Ass Nigga

This unironically could have worked in the attitude era

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 03:40:02 No.7503669 Report

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>>7503210
Cringe.

But ECW wpuld had done it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 04:56:42 No.7504226 Report

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Who?

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 04:58:43 No.7504240 Report

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>>7503210
> wears a shirt that says J.A.P.A.N (stands for Just A Paid Ass Nigga)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:10:24 No.7504294 Report

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>J.A.P.A.N
>Just A Paid Ass Nigga
UNIVERSALLY BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:13:15 No.7504307 Report

Quoted By: >>7504325 >>7504327 >>7504737

>>7503210
>a shirt that says J.A.P.A.N (stands for Just A Paid Ass Nigga)
could a 6'3 white boy get away with this gimmick? asking for a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:14:59 No.7504318 Report

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>>7503653
Definitely. Would’ve been an over midcard act.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:16:11 No.7504325 Report

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>>7504307
It’s all about confidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:16:14 No.7504327 Report

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>>7504307
If he’s good enough, maybe. Idk if it would catch on well with todays sensitive crowd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:19:24 No.7504350 Report

Quoted By: >>7504360

N.I.P.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:19:53 No.7504352 Report

Quoted By: >>7504366

CJ always goes over brother.
CJ's always down. You know he down homie.
And everyone can call him busta.
Instant over. Nostalgia for the kids born in the early 90s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:20:32 No.7504360 Report

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>>7504350
Could stand for “Nigga In Power (or simply Now In Power)” once he wins major gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:21:43 No.7504366 Report

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>>7504352
It could definitely work!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:31:00 No.7504416 Report

Quoted By: >>7504438

>>7504366
Now I think about it, the lines in San Andreas all feel like wrestling promos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:34:01 No.7504438 Report

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>>7504416
These writers that WWE has, would benefit a lot from playing San Andreas and listening to the dialogue in that game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:55:58 No.7504572 Report

Quoted By: >>7504580

>>7503210
You stumbled upon money OP
You could do so much with this character
always dodging Popo after dat child support money he not payin
constantly steeling shit and just yelling
>EH YO WHAT YO GONNA DO ABOUT IT CRACKA
Not showing up to work days or weeks at a time and blaming it on Racism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 05:58:18 No.7504580 Report

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>>7504572
It could be its own recurring segments on Raw. He could try to have his own side hustles on some episodes (& failing miserably in the process). It would be comedy gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:10:44 No.7504636 Report

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>>7504580
>*classic gangsta rap in the background*
>"Ay nip nop bippity bop how's life cracking man?"
>Ay don't you bippity boppity boop me wit yo stank ass, DAMN life is SHIT
>"whachu mean nib?"
>Man it's CRAZY around here
>I'm just living in the hood, bustin' ass, tripping sets, getting all like, real deep in the gangsta shit?
>"yeeea the gangsta stuff"
>AND I'VE RUN OUTTA WATER
>"... So?"
>MEANING, busta, that I've gotta cook some more water, but I can't remember where I buried the ingredients
>"Aaaah I see yo problem"
>"Tell ya what homie, I gotta connection who's can set us up with some of the goods if ya feeling me"
>Yea? What's a brother gotta do?
>"You've gotta face Seth Rollins tonight on Raw homie"
>Seth Rollins? Man GTFO of here, I beat that ice cube ass into POWDER last time at Kang of the Rang for the USA Championship
>"You telling me that you, N.I.P., the toughest set tripping gangbanging OG this side of the millennium, is some pussy-ass busta?"
>... *angry face*
>"I'll let ya borrow my niece Shotzi"
>Ok homie let's roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:29:26 No.7504703 Report

Quoted By: >>7504724 >>7504733

>>7504636
This is pure gold. Thank u for this. Going to write some of this down for future reference if I ever adapt this idea down the road if that’s fine with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:35:18 No.7504724 Report

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>>7504703
No, I don't want you to have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:38:22 No.7504733 Report

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>>7504703
Sure man take it.
It's Ryder cooking crack in San Andreas, paraphrased.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:39:35 No.7504737 Report

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>>7504307
Masada already exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:42:17 No.7504743 Report

Quoted By: >>7504747

>>7503210
Reminder that AJ Gray is a shoot crack dealing pedophile

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Anonymous Fri 07 Oct 2022 06:43:06 No.7504747 Report

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>>7504743
Which is why that pic of him served as partial inspiration for the character.

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