>>7539494>Gable's music hits>BAH GAWD, THAT'S CHAD GABLE!>It sure is JR! One time at band camp in 1990 on the side of the main road near the cafeteria, you can't miss it, I ate a Reese's cup with this man!>Gable starts stomping down to the ring, his absolutely massive 5'6'' frame shaking the arena>His head hits the top of the face tunnel, which was built for the average AEW talent>Chad grabs the mic and cuts a meandering promo about the WWE, curses 2-3 times, calls out someone who isn't there>IM GONNA BE THE CHAMP!>Gets some weird north carolina tag team trios lucha belt or some shit that tony bought the rights to for way too much money>Jobs to jericho, slides down the card, on dark within 5 weeks when tony gets bored of himSHOOOOSH is unironically 100x better than he'd get in jacksonville.
