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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:53:21 No.7564037 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7564049 >>7564061 >>7564068 >>7564086 >>7564127 >>7564177 >>7564341 >>7564468 >>7564512 >>7564545

>had sex for the first time
>missionary
>went back and forth
>felt good but not good as masturbating
>didn’t even cum
Why ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:54:28 No.7564049 Report

Quoted By: >>7564305

>>7564037
You were dreaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:54:50 No.7564055 Report

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Just nerves. Try again bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:55:25 No.7564061 Report

Quoted By: >>7564085

>>7564037
This is a blessing in disguise, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:55:49 No.7564068 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564037
Worked by the hell in a cell condom match

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:57:13 No.7564085 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564061
Yea but I didn’t even cum the entire time it felt meaningless

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 21:57:13 No.7564086 Report

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>>7564037
I've never had sex OP but I'm happy for you I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:00:13 No.7564119 Report

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I've watched a lot of porn OP. The secret is to pick the girl up and place her in a shoot piledriver position, then alternate fisting both of her holes (they like it when you make skin contact with the cervix, it will make weird kissing/smooching movements and suck on your knuckle a bit) to warm her up. Once you want to book your main event just alternate between rubbing your cock across her face and nostrils (smell is powerful for intimacy) and then dunking it back in her pussy and making wide, circular movements with your hips kinda like you're playing with a hula hoop. Sometimes this requires you to lean over her and use your arms for support while your legs are against the wall. You can play the drums on her tummy flab if you need to stall for time.

If she doesn't care to take it to the next level like the effort you put in, dump the bitch. Creative loving is a lost art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:01:07 No.7564127 Report

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>>7564037
holy kek I thought this was /adv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:06:24 No.7564177 Report

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>>7564037
My guesses
>you don't know how to thrust your hips properly
>you don't know how to use your kegal muscle to control your orgasm.
>the girl didn't understand how to thrust along in time with you and just lay there like a dead idiot
>condom was too thick, get ultra thins
>performance anxiety

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:09:43 No.7564209 Report

Quoted By: >>7564263 >>7564265 >>7564296 >>7564323 >>7564328

I can’t delete my post, it was supposed to be on /adv/ fuck bros…

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:15:58 No.7564263 Report

Quoted By: >>7564335

>>7564209
pw is awfully far from adv on the board list

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:16:24 No.7564265 Report

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>>7564209
You'll get better advice here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:19:18 No.7564293 Report

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consistent rough masturbation hurts the ability to ejaculate from purely physical coital stimulation. you need more emotional stimulation or lighten up on the masturbation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:19:39 No.7564296 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564209
Unironically better off here, some womens wrestlers are shoot whores so at least some people here have had sex with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:21:30 No.7564301 Report

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Did you fuck a hooker? It's normal to feel nothing if it's a hooker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:21:42 No.7564305 Report

Quoted By: >>7564336 >>7564519

>>7564049
God, such a thing actually happened to me like that. I woke up and almost cried. Was almost as when I worked myself into a shoot about living with a girlfriend, only to wake up to find it's a dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:23:22 No.7564323 Report

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>>7564209
We can give you real advice brother, we’ve all fucked Sasha Banks here

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:23:52 No.7564328 Report

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>>7564209
You've picked the best board to ask about having sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:24:43 No.7564335 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564263
Anon it must’ve been a glitch because I swear I didn’t click on /pw/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:24:56 No.7564336 Report

Quoted By: >>7564397

>>7564305
Sometimes I still have dreams about my first ex from over 10 years ago. They're usually stressful as fuck and we're arguing or she's rejecting me or something. I find those dreams way worse than the ones where I'm happy and going out with some chick I never would've had a chance with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:25:21 No.7564340 Report

Quoted By: >>7564375 >>7564466 >>7564581

>Getting myself out on Tinder to improve my confidence
>See a girl I recognise from school, swipe on her
>She swipes me too!
>End up going out on a coffee date and immediately click
>She's really nice and we end up in her bedroom
>Being a gentleman I go down on her, licking her clit and teasing her
>Not sure if she came or it was a work
>Lifts my head up and motions for me to put a condom on
>I'm rock hard but as soon as the condom goes on it feels like I'm not fully hard
>I go on top and try to guide myself in to her
>Kissing her neck but look up
>She has a literal =/ face on her
>Try my hardest to get erect and end up at 70% erectness
>Just enough to slip inside her
>She does the token =0 face, probably for my benefit
>Feels like I'm pushing rope
>She says "It's okay we can cuddle or something, I dunno"
>I pull out and look down at my dick, it looks very unimpressive (normally 6.8 inches, was like 4.5 at best here because of the condom)
>Just know I'm about to become a story she tells her friends
>Go home
>Next morning she tells me she wants to wish me luck on my future endeavours
>Day after, find I'm blocked on Facebook and unmatched on Tinder

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:25:22 No.7564341 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564037
What was his name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:29:06 No.7564373 Report

Quoted By: >>7564383 >>7564385 >>7564457

Unironically the best decision of my life and I'm glad I didn't fall for retarded Boomer advice

>be dumb 20 year old
>obtain qt shy submissive gf
>She's perfect and cooks for me anytime I visit her
>am a shitty bf though and constantly act distant towards her
>keep taking Boomer advice about grass being greener on other side
>eventually gf can't tolerate this anymore and she moves out of state to go to school
>Boomer parents tell me "plenty fish in the sea" schtick and how I should play the field instead
>try to break up with her but we end up doing LDR
>eventually find out her douchebag brother who hates me was the one who convinced her to move to the same state as him
>also find out he is trying to set her up with one of his bro friends
>become enraged by this
>discover gf, her brother, his gf, and his bro friend went on a double date
>call gf and tell her I'm gonna go see at her place
>Have to wait an entire week because I'm broke and need paycheck for traveling
>During week I do nofap and take a bunch zinc while doing wagey labor job
>Reptile brain is fully activated and only think about cumming inside gf
>eventually on last day of week she texts me getting cold feet
>turns out that Friday evening she's supposed to go on a first real date with that guy
>Tell her I'm coming now
>Use money I was supposed to pay rent with to travel to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:29:09 No.7564375 Report

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>>7564340
Damn, what a dumb cunt she is. I went soft when putting on a condom a good few times with my ex. Luckily it wasn't the first time, but still. She understood that shit happens, probably thanks to the Seinfeld episode about it. Usually we just fooled around until I got hard again then fucked. It's not a reason to give up completely. You can get hard again in like 5 minutes.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:30:07 No.7564383 Report

Quoted By: >>7564403 >>7564457 >>7564550

>>7564373
>literally drive 8 hours straight darting through traffic and avoiding semis
>finally get to her place
>I pray to God some dude isn't at her place as I knock
>she answers the door and smiles at me
>I immediately take her and begin kissing her
>My balls feel absolutely swollen as I lift her up and take her to what appears to be her room
>We immediately begin taking each other's clothes off
>I get on top of her and insert myself in her
>realize that moment she's the one
>After thrusting into her senselessly and telling her how I love her I shoot the biggest load of my life inside her
>My cock completely tightens around her and her face turns cherry red
>send her brother a Bundt creme cake with the filling oozing out when we go visit him
>smirk the entire time knowing he knew what it meant

10 years later we're now married and have 3 kids.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:30:36 No.7564385 Report

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>>7564373
What did you do when you got to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:31:39 No.7564397 Report

Quoted By: >>7564464

>>7564336
I have those dreams too, always the same ex, when I pretty much forgot about everyone else. It really sucks, I think you can only fall in love in your teens/early 20s and everything after that is meaningless.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:32:21 No.7564403 Report

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>>7564383
Ah damn, I thought you were going to cut a scathing promo on her being about to cheat on you behind your back.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:35:25 No.7564429 Report

Quoted By: >>7564469

It’s fucking over, I’m banned for life bros and i cant delete this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:38:49 No.7564457 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564373
>>7564383
KWAC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:39:18 No.7564464 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564397
Yeah they're annoying as fuck. I haven't had theme lately, but they're the biggest nightmares I've had in the past decade. I never have dreams of the good times with her, just the stressful mindgames she'd play. It probably doesn't help that I cut contact with her so the last memories I have with her are bad ones, but she became a manipulative fucking cunt and I don't want anything to do with her anymore.
>I think you can only fall in love in your teens/early 20s and everything after that is meaningless
That's how I feel too. after her, no one else induced the original feelings I had for her. When it was good is was amazing, but it all went to shit because we were living a lie as we grew apart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:39:41 No.7564466 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564340
>didnt tell her to give you head
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:39:49 No.7564468 Report

Quoted By: >>7564486

>>7564037
Cooming gave you deathgrip, real cunnys dont feel like your hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:39:50 No.7564469 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564429
Worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:41:00 No.7564482 Report

Quoted By: >>7564491 >>7564501

Last time I had sex I came in like 3 mins and couldn’t get hard again. So next time I took my dad viagra pills took 3 so 300mgs. Fucked good but bad vision issues on the drive home and threw up all next morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:41:33 No.7564486 Report

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>>7564468
Yeah they feel 100x better, without a condom at least. I can last really long with a condom, but without one I coom massively in like 5 minutes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:42:40 No.7564490 Report

Quoted By: >>7564504

>>756434

>match with QT truck driver on tinder
>she starts saying she wants to meet me
>offer to meet her at a bar, she says she is disabled and bars are too expensive, wants me to drive to her house and pipe her down
>agree and set a date, buy beer to bring over
>bitch out at the last minute figure she is either going to rob my horny ass or give me 50 STDs if she bangs randos on tinder a lot
>say I'm having car issues and cancel the date
>become wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:42:41 No.7564491 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564482
>couldn’t get hard again
Weird. I find it's usually pretty easy to after about 15 minutes of cuddling and fondling. Suck her tits or something. The second round I never cum though, but I can still give her another if she wants it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:43:48 No.7564501 Report

Quoted By: >>7564513 >>7564516

>>7564482
Did it really feel that good ? For me it felt good but it was consistently the same even when I thrust faster

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Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:44:13 No.7564504 Report

Quoted By: >>7564522

>>7564490
>she says she is disabled

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:44:41 No.7564509 Report

Quoted By: >>7564582

At least you fuckers get chicks semi-regularly, no woman has so much as sniffed in my direction for the last ten years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:45:08 No.7564512 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564037
You're gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:45:13 No.7564513 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564501
You have to start slow and build up to faster thrusting, then slow it down again, and find a rhythm of doing this that makes it feel amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:45:20 No.7564516 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564501
I think it was more metal than anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:45:38 No.7564519 Report

Quoted By: >>7564537

>>7564305
>have a dream where a girl likes you, wants to be around you and is perfect for you
>wake up and snap back to reality
>realize girls like that dont even exist
>you try to cling on to that dream as it fades out of memory
I've found it's best to not worry so much about these things anymore. There's no point in worrying about something that is out of your control when you can be working towards something that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:46:13 No.7564522 Report

Quoted By: >>7564536

>>7564504
I think she said it was a temporary thing from some moving van side swiping her, forcing her into concrete that fucked up her back for a while

Although she did ask if the bar had enough seating for "bigger" girls so maybe she was 100 lbs heavier than her photos, I'm fat too so I didnt care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:48:07 No.7564536 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564522
You fucked up you fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:48:19 No.7564537 Report

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>>7564519
It's true. I used to have dreams of being with this one girl I liked in highschool. It felt emotionally amazing, and I was in the mindset that I would break up with my gf at the time for her if I could.
Then I found out the girl I was dreaming about had a kid with some grey haired dude like twice her age. Really snapped me back into reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:48:55 No.7564545 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564037
Sex is ridiculously overrated by virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:49:37 No.7564550 Report

Quoted By: >>7564609

>>7564383
>>My cock completely tightens around her and her face turns cherry red

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:54:18 No.7564579 Report

Quoted By: >>7564614

I always save missionary for last because it always makes me insta-cum I don't know why, I could easily go for hours in any other position, but not missionary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:54:21 No.7564581 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564340
This is going to happen to me and there's nothing I can do to stop it except remain being an incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:54:25 No.7564582 Report

Quoted By: >>7564629

>>7564509
>no woman has so much as sniffed in my direction for the last ten years.
Reduce your standards. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:55:44 No.7564596 Report

Quoted By: >>7564607

I am a 35 year old virgin and I will never have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:57:05 No.7564607 Report

Quoted By: >>7564640

>>7564596
>I am a 35 year old virgin and I will never have sex
Just buy a hooker. Have sex immediately, get it out of your system

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:57:20 No.7564609 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564550
If you coom inside a lot a pusy it tightens around ya virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:57:48 No.7564614 Report

Quoted By: >>7564694

>>7564579
Missionary is so underrated. People think it's too vanilla, but there's a reason it's the most common. Doggy style feels like trash to me, like she feels way looser. That said, the hardest I ever came was cowgirl. When you nut but she keeps sucking is literally nothing compared to when you nut but she keeps riding. Almost made me pass out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:59:00 No.7564629 Report

Quoted By: >>7564642

>>7564582
Hard to lower them when there's no fucking bar for standards any more, I can't remember the last time a girl even spoke to me that wasn't already dating someone or a cashier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:59:50 No.7564640 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564607
>Just buy a hooker. Have sex immediately, get it out of your system
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 22:59:58 No.7564642 Report

Quoted By:

>>7564629
>a girl even spoke to me
Speak to them, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 23:05:25 No.7564694 Report

Quoted By: >>7564724

>>7564614
Is so intimate and loving too, I don't think there's another position that can achieve that deep of a connection than with missionary. Lotus position is also great.

My ex-girl loved cowgirl. One thing she learned how to do is sort of tense her vaginal muscles while riding, so it would feel like she was fucking and sucking at the same time, it felt so good. There's a name to it but I don't remember what its called.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 23:07:26 No.7564721 Report

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Missionary sucks because you can't spank her ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Oct 2022 23:07:43 No.7564724 Report

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>>7564694
>Is so intimate and loving too
Agreed. There is no better position to me than missionary with my arms underhooked with hers while making eye contact. It's something that is way better if you're fucking someone you actually love and not just a one night stand.
>There's a name to it but I don't remember what its called
Sounds like she learned to flex her kegal muscle

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