[Door Knocks]
CM Punk: Whooo's there?
Nick Jackson: Jon Arbuckle, no, this is The Elite, you piece of shit. Open up or we will kick this mother fucking door down!
CM Punk: Oh, shit, Ace! ACE! Get a gun, they're coming! AC-
[Door gets knocked down]
CM Punk: Oh, haha, hey guys. What's going on?
Kenny Omega: I like that song too, Phil, but this is not the fucking time. You said for us to come meet you. Here we are.
CM Punk: Heh, let's all simmer down. Alright? Ace? Where is Ace?
Matt Jackson: He ran away like the little bitch he is.
CM Punk: Oh? Well, come over here... Matt. I'd like to shake your hand and make up - like adults!
[CM Punk approaches Matt Jackson]
CM Punk: POCKET SAND!
[CM Punk throws pocket sand into Matt Jackson's face, and then punches him in the face, and corks his head in success.]
CM Punk: You bible-thumping, abortion denying racist want to come at me? I fought in the mother fucking UFC, BITCHES!
[A dog begins to bark incessantly]
Kenny Omega: E-gads! The dog! He is spooked! I must save the dog!
[A char gets thrown into the back of Nick Jackson's head, knocking him out. And as Kenny Omega rushes to save the dog, Ace Steel jumps in and bites his arm]
Kenny Omega: Arrrgh! I've been bit, I have! And not by a dog, but by a human!
CM Punk: Hahaa! Hahahahaaaaa! I have outsmarted you all! Now please, step aside. It's time for me to have a chat with the big cheese. I'll set this straight!
[CM Punk winks]