I took her out, it was a Wednesday night

I didn't bathe to get the feeling right

I started marking out and she left through door

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time FTR came on screen

Nobody likes you when you're forty-three

And are still amused by indy shows

What the hell is WWE?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home

I called CM Punk from a payphone

I said I was the Bucks and you're friends with Colt

Omega ran away with Larry

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're fortyy-three

And are still amused by workrate shows

Who the hell is Jim Cornette?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

And that's about the time MJF came on screen

Nobody likes you when you're forty-three

And you still act like you're an insider

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

That's about the time Dynamite didn't get a Milly

No one should take the ratings so seriously

With so many shows on the fall lineup

Why would you wish that on Tony?

I never wanna watch the Fed

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?