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>Be me, wage slave cashier
>Our store has a rewards program where people put in their phone number and their name pops up on my screen
>One person comes through my line, 50 year old white guy with long brown hair in a ponytail
>He punches in his number
>Name pops up "STEVEN RICHARDS"
>Look at the name, look back up at my customer
>"OH SHIT, YOU'RE BIG STEVIE COOL!"
>"What?"
>Look closer at my customer
>It's just some random white guy with long hair that just happens to be named Steven Richards (both incredibly common names)
>Remember that I live in San Francisco and Steven Richards the wrestler lives on the other side of the country and would never shop here
>"Uh, I'm sorry uhhh I thought you were uhhh"
>"Nah that's cool man. That's a cool nickname. Big Stevie Cool. You take care, boss."
>Cash him out
>Later on in the day my manager approaches me
>Says that a customer earlier on complimented me and said I provided awesome service
>Gives me a ten dollar store coupon as a reward
>MFW
>Our store has a rewards program where people put in their phone number and their name pops up on my screen
>One person comes through my line, 50 year old white guy with long brown hair in a ponytail
>He punches in his number
>Name pops up "STEVEN RICHARDS"
>Look at the name, look back up at my customer
>"OH SHIT, YOU'RE BIG STEVIE COOL!"
>"What?"
>Look closer at my customer
>It's just some random white guy with long hair that just happens to be named Steven Richards (both incredibly common names)
>Remember that I live in San Francisco and Steven Richards the wrestler lives on the other side of the country and would never shop here
>"Uh, I'm sorry uhhh I thought you were uhhh"
>"Nah that's cool man. That's a cool nickname. Big Stevie Cool. You take care, boss."
>Cash him out
>Later on in the day my manager approaches me
>Says that a customer earlier on complimented me and said I provided awesome service
>Gives me a ten dollar store coupon as a reward
>MFW
