AJ is one the greatest women wrestlers of all time, and she should be brought back presented as such. But on her return promo, she states she has a new challenge for herself: winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

Now at first this sounds ridiculous, but do you remember when AJ kissed Kane? When she did that, she was able to siphon a portion of Kane’s supernatural abilities and become a succubus goddess!

AJ calls out the Champion, Roman Reigns. They have a good back and forth argument, but then AJ gives Roman a proposal: a kiss for good luck.

Roman takes it as a peck on the cheek, so as he leans down for a playful smooch, AJ becomes impassioned and French kisses Roman.

She’s grinding up all over Roman’s body, she’s getting all steamy and wet and begging for more. But, as she does this, everyone notices something weird happening…

Roman’s chiseled physique starts deflating. His proud, ripped body diminishes and loses its definition. His abs fade, his biceps pop like a balloon, his chest sinks, and his back erodes.

All his muscle mass and strength is being siphoned directly into AJ Lee! AJ’s already toned abdomen grows even thicker, more defined cobblestone abs. Her arms explode with size and definition, surpassing even the Hulkster’s! Her thighs shred outward while her glutes tear apart her tight jean shorts, exposing her tight ass to the WWE Universe. Her impressive, jacked back leads to beautiful, thick, juicy boulder shoulders. Her powerful pecs push out her perky breasts and create the most stellar rack ever created. In front of our very eyes, AJ Lee becomes the most ripped, jacked, yoked, muscular being in existence. Not only men and women, but Gods themselves.

Of course AJ wins the title, and never drops it until she chooses to retire. If someone dare challenge or object, she’ll be there to siphon their muscles and strength.

Say, anon… you wouldn’t happen to know who the cute girl behind you is, would you?