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>OMG! Its a little snail! ^_^ look how small and slow it is compared to my tall athletic body! 0 I can do anything I want to this poor snail and it's too slow to run away from me! ;p I'm so much bigger that this little guy! I bet my cute lil ass is 10x the size of this thing! @_@ What are ya gonna do snail! Huh? You want me to sit this fat white girl booty on your frail lil shell? You want me to crush you with this big aussie ass? You should be grateful! $o$ I know boys 1 gazillion times bigger than you that would pay to get to touch my big jiggly booty! ()*() oh noooo the snail died :((((( my strong pawg butt suffocated it to death x-x his final breaths before perish were deep in my behind, the last bits of oxygen in his system were wiped away with my rear end! Ugh I'm having such a scorpio Monday **/
