>So we had Michael squash the entire roster at the Halloween: In Your House PPV and we're setting up the big blowoff to the Michael vs Laurie feud when Russo says "Ey bro, what if a new character became the main focus of the angle?"
>I tell Shit Stain that Michael has been our top draw for 44 years and the fans are gonna revolt over some scrawny kid becoming the new Face of the Company
>I tell him to fuck off but the dipshits at Blumhouse give him the go ahead
>40 fucking minutes into the movie and there's still no Michael. The fans start to chant "BORING" in the theatre
>Eventually the new kid, Corey, jobs to some fucking band geeks
>Micheal Myers runs in for the save and they form a new tag team
>Then Russo has a hobo bury Corey on the mic by claiming to be Michael Myers
>I tell Shit Stain that Michael Myers is his name and not a title like Ghostface
>Russo tells me" Nah bro, everyone is Michael. You're Michael, I'm Michael, there's Michael in all of us."
>I tell thim that spooky shit doesn't draw and what audience want is a powerhouse squashing every one he comes across
>Then Shit Stain books Doug vs Corey and Michael in a handicap match and has Doug get in all his offense on Michael
>After the match Corey turns on Michael and steals his mask
>I tell him he's burying Michael but he won't fucking listen
>So then, Corey goes on an undefeated streak
>Russo books Corey vs Laurie and the finish is Corey gets himself counted out
>I tell Shit Stain that this garbage booking isn't getting anyone over
>The main event starts and out comes Michael
>Michael is hobbling around like a drunk cripple and Laurie's is too old to work properly
>I told Russo to book a 2 minute squash to hide their atrocious workrate but Russo told them to go for 15 minutes
>Eventually Allyson runs in and make the save and they beat Michael in a trash compactor match
>I tell him it's a fitting end because the ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE IS TRASH
>*Sips Sprite*
