TOP 20 REASONS WHY KEVIN NASH IS BETTER THAN HANGMA'AM ADAM PAGE

1. Big Kev served his country in the army
2. Big Kev bounced at strip clubs
3. Big Kev gets recognized in airports
4. Big Kev lifts weights
5. Big Kev doesn't have a swiss-cheese brain
6. Big Kev realizes that the fights are fake
7. Big Kev owns waterfront properties
8. Big Kev has starred in Hollywood Blockbusters
9. Big Kev doesn't wear Glitter Jeans
10. Big Kev isn't a millennial
11. Big Kev has a cannabis strain
12. Big Kev invented guaranteed money
13. Big Kev dated Nitro Girl Chae
14. Big Kev wears bandanas
15. Big Kev broke Goldberg's streak
16. Big Kev isn't vegan
17. Big Kev has been in street fights
18. Big Kev played college sports
19. Big Kev grew up in Detroit
20. Big Kev knows that SIZE MATTERS