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In the katamari clusterfuck of WWE vs AEW, let us remind ourselves of other big KWABS this year>Terminus shows failed to draw, got his ass handed to him constantly by Anthony Ogogo on twitter, thought he was the face of ROH, cut a promo about how he was going to be on AEW TV every week, thought he was going over at Death Before Dishonor, comes out with the biggest booboo face in history, loses to Claudio and immediately leaves, he and jordynne black out their twitters, threatens to quit wrestling and hasn't been seen since >Gets let go from AEW, loses his TV show, goes back to WWE, is made to look like a Diglet in his RAW debut, stands around waiting for pyro and it never comes, tears a pec while lifting weights and is out for a year >Loses the wednesday night wars, gets demoted, has a heart attack and pacemaker fitted due to complications from getting covid, has NXT taken off him and completely rebranded, loads of his guys are fired, gets covid AGAIN, loses the head-to-head with AEW >Starts seething because he had to do the job to CM Punk, kicked out at 3.1 to put himself over, starts bitching about CM Punk on twitter, says he is willing to die for Triple H, contract doesn't get renewed, doesn't get picked up by WWE, goes to Impact and gets zero reaction, starts hanging around at NXT backstage hoping to get hired
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>>7678219 Thunder Rosa
>Spends the entire year seething about Britt Baker, doesn't get to win at the PPV so she phones the entire match in, wins the title in her home town and has a face like a smacked arse, tries cutting some whiny promo to put herself over and gets cut off, start sandbagging opponents for no reason, starts seething that she's never on TV while hiding an injury, gets told she's off TV and that there will be an interim champion, only gets 30 seconds and cries the entire time, is completely forgotten about and Toni is way more over than her Honorable Mention: Road Dogg
>Got fired from WWE after one of the worst Smackdown creative stints in history, immediately starts seething on twitter that ends up leading to him disappearing, comes back after a while and starts begging Tony Khan for a job, repeatedly tries to get Billy Gunn to put a good word in for him, gets interviews published where he can't understand why Tony Khan won't hire him, sees Triple H got put into power in WWE, immediately starts bad mouthing AEW, gets re-hired by WWE shortly afterwards Anonymous
>>7678219 HHH and Cody un-kwab'd themselves this year.
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>>7678219 Everyone thought Davey Richards retired to be a doctor but he got caught doing gay porn
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>>7678219 Micheal Elgin
>Goes on Twitter rant about how pegging isn't gay. Wife says he forced her into deviant sex acts and abused her. Gets kicked out of Japan for stealing protein powder. Is still 5'7. Anonymous
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>>7678219 DON'T FORGET JEFF HARDY
>WWE spends years trying to help Jeff get over his addictions >fast foward to 2022 >Jeff gets uppity for no reason after WWE was planning on having him face the champion >walks out of a match during a house show >they assume he's on drugs and wants to drug test him >he refuses >they offer to send him to rehab >he refuses >he gets fired >he cries about WWE being evil and wanting to send him to rehab >he ends up joining AEW >works a few matches before being sent to dark permanently >gets arrested for drunk driving proving that he still has addictions >is sent to rehab by Tony despite that being the thing he hated WWE for wanting to make him do >now he is fighting addiction but in a worse position than he was in WWE Anonymous
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>>7678219 Half the H stuff happened last year, OP
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>>7678219 What about Elgin?
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>>7678232 Cody is still injured
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>>7678219 Tessa for getting kicked out of WOW before it began
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>>7678322 Better than working with trannies.
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>>7678245 worked, they're literally friends
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>>7678219 Some more suggestions
Alex Kaufman
>further obliterates his own walled face with horrible plastic surgery >despite years of larping as a woman still had to marry a blatantly gay man >booked in the 24/7 division toward the end of Vince's reign >starts Triple H's reign as Bianca's sidekick before being unceremoniously written off TV Kevin Nash
>loses his best friend >30th anniversary since he was the victim of sexual assault >loses his only son and heir the same year his best friend died Brian Cage
>taken off TV >has his wife fight his battles for him on TV >is now an irrelevant jobber Malakai Black, Buddy Matthews, Jeff Hardy and Ember Moon too but I don't feel like typing anymore.
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>>7678219 >Cody Rhodes >>Gets let go from AEW, loses his TV show, goes back to WWE, is made to look like a Diglet in his RAW debut, stands around waiting for pyro and it never comes, tears a pec while lifting weights and is out for a year What the fuck, Warner execs desperately tried to keep him at GAYEW, but he ditched for a bigger WWE contract and had a legendary match with a torn pec then got to sit at home making fat stacks just to lift and fuck his hot brown wife
He's the anti-kwab of the year
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>>7678219 Bryan Danielson
>became a jobber in AEW >failed to move needle >was raped in 2010 >raped his daughter Birdie in anger due to his rape in 2010 at hands of gay black men Anonymous
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>>7678219 If a "KWAB of the year contender" is forgotten then it's not a fucking KWAB of the year contender.
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>>7678370 >Fuck his hot, brown wife Sounds very anti-KWAB to me
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>>7678219 >Cody Rhodes >>Gets let go from AEW, loses his TV show, goes back to WWE, is made to look like a Diglet in his RAW debut, stands around waiting for pyro and it never comes, tears a pec while lifting weights and is out for a year Holy Cope
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Santana>Tell Ortiz you want to go do singles >Ortiz says no >Tell Tony Khan you want to be released >TK says no >Cry about it on twitter and backstage >no one cares >Have your big blood and guts match >Literally tear your ACL 1 minute into the match >Out for 9 months >Still in a tag team >Still in AEW >TK will add 9 months injury time on to your contract
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>>7678232 Cody got fucking booed out of his own company lmao
he was entering the "30-minute-promo-with-my-wife-to-promote-current-thing" zone that HHH and Steph made popular because he can't fucking do anything original to save his life
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>>7678680 He was still the biggest ratings draw of any member of the Elite.
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>>7678692 I don't give a fuck about ratings, I'm not a shareholder in any wrestling company, I just watch it from time to time
you should try the same
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>>7678322 Even injured he had built up so much hype around himself that they are talking about throwing him right back in the title chase as soon as he returns. And for some god forsaken reason there is talk of letting Brandi do something.
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>>7678702 I was just pointing out that using fan reception such as crowd response as a point against someone when fan reception by a broader metric such as ratings gains denotes them as a popular, successful act is not sound logic.
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>>7678219 Sunny killed a man
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>>7678716 Fan response on-site to me, as just a dude who watches wrestling is more important than ratings that I wouldn't even know about if not for some autists here
Truth is Cody is a boring shitter and he lives in HHH's shadow, making him seethe. Which is exactly WHY he left, because he was butthurt about not getting cheered alongside his wife
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As someone who could care less about the console war, Jonathan Gresham is still my vote for KWAB of the year, no question. That clip of him getting swung by Claudio is just too much.
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>>7678743 >Fan response on-site to me, as just a dude who watches wrestling is more important than ratings that I wouldn't even know about if not for some autists here We're not discussing what you think of him, but the validity of his act in general, in which case, him being a huge merch mover and positive ratings draw is about all that needs to be said for how over he was.
The crowds booing him is overwhelmed by these other moneymaking metrics that solidify him as hugely valuable and a big loss for AEW.
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>>7678222 You can add to here seething about Toni Storm just because Strom said something to the effect that she wishes the title she has wasn't interim. Just tune in to the first 15-20 minutes of Busted Open on Friday's if you have Sirius/XM and you're more than likely to hear something new she takes umbrage with regarding her work or reign.
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Rhodes is nowhere near that list. Take your bias back to the muck
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>>7678751 Based and GreshamPILLED
best part of the swing is when gresham plays pattycake on Claudio's chest
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>>7678404 remember how you saw the news about Nash's son dying and the first thing that your brain could think of "how do i make this about bryan"?
kek what a pathetic mentally ill bitch
