>>7692177Well let me tell you somethin, Jiggaboon. Brunk Lorbser is a shoot badass, the likes of which AEW will never see. Brink Jersner is a conqueror, a king, a powerhouse! He raped Mark Hunt in the summer of '92, and that's not all brother. 'Cause Brak Show Laser Show would make any would-be fighter in the world shed gallons of piss, and let me tell you somethin'. When Broke Lever grabs ahold of any one of the AEW Neapolitan midgets, that whole tranny roster is doing a whole lot more than pissing, if you get me, brother! Yeah, that's right, when Brook Laster comes running, their asses are gonna run wild. Each and every one of those little bastards is gonna make Omos sized logs like it's 2018 /b/.
He's gonna make you lay the brapdown in your candy shorts, brother. 'Cause whatcha gonna do, when Brunko makes your colon run wild on you?
