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One time, years ago now, I farted at a baseball game and unfortunately it was a wet fart and the seats at the stadium had holes at the back of them so that wet fart shot wet sludge poop backwards from my seat behind me on some guy's legs, my dad had to buy him a hot dog, the guy was angry af and went to clean himself up to the bathroom and missed a part of the game. It was very uncomfortable to watch the rest of the game with the guy sitting behind me and with soiled underpants.
