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>missed a ppv payday to play in a weekend tournament
>went 1 for 11 in the tournament, his team finishing 6th and out of contention
>batted below the mendoza line in his weekly softball league
>noodle arm out in right field
>pays for the uniforms and post game beers so he can't be kicked off the team
>puts himself 4th in the batting order
>would constantly forget his glove at home and borrow one from the other team every inning
KWABTMLHB kek what a below the mendoza line hitting bitch
