[11 / 4 / 10]
>Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst draw I know. You constantly refused to put over your promoter's heavyweight champions. The man pays for your Jack and rescued you from WCW, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you botch all over his ring. And you're such a sponge. You sell nothing. You always say, "Mmmm, I'll return the job later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this bad ass who loves America when all you do is matches for Saudi dictators. Yeah, I work Crown Jewel shows as well but at least I'm honest about it. I don't drone on about Benghazi and how Hillary Clinton has the blood of Americans soldiers on her hands. She doesn't! Their death were totally unavoidable! God, you're cringe! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great attraction to casual fans, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Lebron James wouldn't leave his dressing room to see you. He wouldn't have wanted the stink of irrelevancy washing over him. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook Attitude Era agenda, how Fred Durst is a fantastic musician, how the BSK helped bring the WWF back to power, how you gotta pay your dues to the boys in the back. Well, what have you done to pay dues? I worked as an undercarder for five years before I got a push, never saw you down there! You wanna help? PUT OVER KANE! And by the way, driving a Harley doesn't make you an NFL star! Oh wait! You don't believe in the NFL or any other football league for that matter, because "the XFL is for bad asses!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed tanked the WrestleMania buyrates three times, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a champion! How's those tarps we always see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Take. You're just a big, sad, boomer bore. [sighs] Well, see ya, Take! Thanks for the fucking Jack.
