[19 / 5 / 11]
ITT: Things about wrestling you are 100% convinced are true and that no amount of evidence will ever change your mind on
>every wrestler sings their own theme song
>Trent Barreta, Dave Taylor and Marcus Cor Von never existed and were entirely false memories of my youth
>Steve Irwin was one of the guest hosts of RAW and made reference to Undertaker's snakeskin pants
>Shelton Benjamin's gimmick where he would almost say something but then walk away was going to end with him bringing back Big Mama and they were going to be the inaugural mixed tag champions
>Darren Young is John Cena in blackface
>a very small percentage of Japanese people are born with the defensive mechanism to spit poison green mist and the ones that are have very limited employment prospects, meaning that most of them have to become wrestlers, or Yoshimitsu's live action actor/stunt double
>Sin Cara's broken finger ended up being much more serious than initially thought, leading to his death and eventual replacement
>Andre The Giant is shoot Big Show's dad
>Vince McMahon is black
>every wrestler sings their own theme song
>Trent Barreta, Dave Taylor and Marcus Cor Von never existed and were entirely false memories of my youth
>Steve Irwin was one of the guest hosts of RAW and made reference to Undertaker's snakeskin pants
>Shelton Benjamin's gimmick where he would almost say something but then walk away was going to end with him bringing back Big Mama and they were going to be the inaugural mixed tag champions
>Darren Young is John Cena in blackface
>a very small percentage of Japanese people are born with the defensive mechanism to spit poison green mist and the ones that are have very limited employment prospects, meaning that most of them have to become wrestlers, or Yoshimitsu's live action actor/stunt double
>Sin Cara's broken finger ended up being much more serious than initially thought, leading to his death and eventual replacement
>Andre The Giant is shoot Big Show's dad
>Vince McMahon is black
