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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 20:11:40 No.7726023 View View Reply Original Report

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Hypothetically speaking if we had a great ape wrestling federation how are we booking this shit. Who is the michaels? Who is the jannetty?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 20:28:59 No.7726217 Report

Quoted By: >>7727824 >>7727900

>>7726023
>Silverback is the noble babyface. When it comes crashing down he fights for the rights of every ape with Big Boot/Leg Drop. Return to this noble monke
>Orangutan walks the burger kings road and takes shots bonobos for calling him fat and is still over as a upper card babyface
>Chimp is unlikable douchebag that seems alright at first but then spurgs out over nothing and gets kicked from the company yet couldnt take any of the big apes in a real fight. Possible closeted will investigate later
>Human is hardcore legend that only fights with weapons and in the end goes over everyone
>Bili ape got a good pop is his hometown on dark once
>Bonbo is a skinny manlet that is constantly banging large assed latina GF. Didnt care if heel had sex lul

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 20:37:08 No.7726314 Report

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>>7726023
For me it’s gorillas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 20:41:26 No.7726365 Report

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>>7726023
>human is biggest, yet weakest
humanbros...

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 21:40:20 No.7726969 Report

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>>7726023

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 21:42:17 No.7726996 Report

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>>7726365
We gotta be stronger than the bonobo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 21:43:59 No.7727016 Report

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>>7726023
Bonobo = comedy jobber
Chimp = chickenshit heel
Gorilla = Hulk Hogan/John Cena top babyface
Orangutan = smark favorite workhorse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 21:44:34 No.7727026 Report

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>>7726023
Someday homo sapiens will be replaced, mutation, evo, cybernetics or genetic experiments .

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 21:46:52 No.7727054 Report

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>>7726023
>Hypothetically speaking if we had a great ape wrestling federation how are we booking this shit.
Big Daddy Cool seems like he would be a natural to do handicap matches in this fed

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:04:04 No.7727824 Report

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>>7726217
meds

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:06:23 No.7727854 Report

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Have 2 bonobos doing a young bucks gimmick on the undercard with some flips and poses and you got dimes brother

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:07:50 No.7727870 Report

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>>7726365
>>7726996
we're not weakest because we have brains that enable us to create and wear armor and weapons

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:11:14 No.7727900 Report

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>>7726217
100% accurate

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:52:15 No.7728362 Report

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>>7726023

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Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:56:22 No.7728425 Report

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>>7727870
The rest of the great apes are on their way to doing the same. They all use tools of some sort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 23:59:13 No.7728455 Report

Quoted By: >>7730895

>>7726023
Orangutan vs Gorilla is the Rock/Austin feud

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:09:02 No.7728583 Report

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>anon you no sold me all night. We'll have a little chat when we get back to me position
Wut do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:22:42 No.7728817 Report

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>>7728583
>Uses human ingenuity to duck the Silverbitch and go home

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:34:54 No.7729051 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:39:24 No.7729127 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:54:12 No.7729363 Report

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>>7728817
>home
you won’t be safe there

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 00:56:08 No.7729398 Report

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>>7729127
this monkeyass jabroni can’t get right. got nuts growing from his throat

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:45:01 No.7730857 Report

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>>7726023
yes

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 02:52:03 No.7730895 Report

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>>7728455
Based it would be a clash of 2 titans
https://youtu.be/5SAgumsAAas

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:03:12 No.7730970 Report

Quoted By: >>7731039 >>7731049

10/10 Look

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:07:46 No.7731004 Report

Quoted By: >>7731029 >>7731044

>>7726023
If you have the ability to train ape, what's wrestling moves would you teach it? For me it's AA Spinebuster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:10:12 No.7731019 Report

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>>7728425
Then why are their jobber asses endangered? Checkmate, WWF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:10:58 No.7731026 Report

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>>7726365
>weakest
that's weird because I swear to god I saw all of these jannetty monkeys locked up in the zoo being laughed at by human babies and a bunch of signs saying how there are only 50 of them left in the world or some shit

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:11:04 No.7731027 Report

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Five star match

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:11:11 No.7731029 Report

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>>7731004
I would teach my gorilla the superman punch

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:12:02 No.7731039 Report

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>>7730970
The tassels of the animal kingdom

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:12:34 No.7731044 Report

Quoted By: >>7731051

>>7731029
>>7731004
>no gorilla press

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:12:58 No.7731049 Report

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>>7730970
tf are you posting nyla rose for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:13:25 No.7731051 Report

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>>7731044
It would be called a me press for him i think

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:16:59 No.7731077 Report

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The cruiserweights can cruise or wait Brotherjack

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 03:24:38 No.7731155 Report

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>puts out shitty vignettes for years that go nowhere
>never actually debuts
Bros why is Squatch like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:03:22 No.7731444 Report

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>>7726023
Apes don't do tag teams, they do faction wars. As such, there wouldn't be a clear Michaels/Jannetty divide.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 04:16:25 No.7731542 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 05:32:07 No.7732103 Report

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>>7731542
Absolutely based

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 06:42:56 No.7732441 Report

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>>7726365
Give an athletic male a decent-sized knife and there isn't an animal on the planet he couldn't kill.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 06:56:03 No.7732486 Report

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>>7731542
All he needs is a newspaper and cigarette.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 07:25:39 No.7732632 Report

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>>7726023
Would a heterosexual male in 2022 be able to beat the small bonobo? Monke have retarded strength.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 07:46:21 No.7732725 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 07:50:45 No.7732739 Report

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>>7726023
>OHHHHHHHHH /PW/
>ITS A NEW DAY!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 07:52:28 No.7732748 Report

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>>7726023
Every wrestling fed is a great ape fed if it has humans in it you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 12:45:45 No.7733985 Report

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All the dimes in my pocket just left and went straight to this thread

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 12:49:00 No.7734000 Report

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>>7726023
gorillachaels and bonobettys

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2022 16:35:24 No.7735433 Report

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>>7727854
HO-LY SHIT
HO-LY SHIT

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